Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Kim Kardashian is most Famous Reality TV Show Star by Kate Johns


Kim Kardashian is the most famous reality TV show star alive today.
Depending on what shows you have been watching you will probably come up with numerous different lists. But, the most recognized, most famous, richest star alive and kicking it up on reality TV is: Kim Kardashian. Carrie Underwood, Bethenny Frankel, and “The Situation, " Kendra Wilkinson, Paris Hilton and many others are millionaires because they have starred on reality TV shows.
Kim Kardashian is possibly the most famous, (besides Paris Hilton), of all of the reality show stars. Kim is young, beautiful, has a great body, and she also has no discernable talent, besides having a booty-licious body. Kim and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney have starred in several reality TV shows. The first show the Kardashian sisters starred in, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” The three sisters appeared in this reality TV show, in 2007, with their entire Kardashian family. Kim is currently appearing in another reality TV show with her "Dash" partner,Kourtney, called “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” Kim was born in 1980, and has a million dollar empire built around her, with Ryan Seacrest producing her current reality TV show.
Kim Kardashian has been seriously busy raking in the millions. Kim starred in a movie recently, simply titled, "Disaster Movie."She also recently starred in an episode of CSI NY as Debbie Fallon. Kim has also been busy opening new Dash stores around the country, and she has created one song. Kind of makes you think Kim Kardashian is the newest clone of Paris Hilton fame; she is famous for being famous and promotes herself and her businesses to the absolute stratosphere.
When you really think about it, promotion is the key to success, and we all should learn from Kim's successful promoting strategies. Considering Bethenny Frankel, and many other reality TV stars are millionaires. not because they are talented, but only because they promote themselves until the market is saturated with their products of books, cologne, clothing lines, and TV shows. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented writer who began her professional career in 2004 by creating greeting card sayings.


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Millionaire Saturday Night Live Stars by Kate Johns

I started watching Saturday Night Live back when it went on the air, back in 1975. I was just 14, and I really did not see what was so dang funny. I thought it was stupid, probably because, hello, I was only 14, and didn't get all the jokes. But, the one thing I've noticed over the 36 years the now iconic SNL has been on, is that numerous stars have showcased their enormous talent on this show.

Many of the people who have become stars from being on SNL are or were millionaires.
SNL has become a major player and jumping point for comedy actors who want to become BIG stars, millionaires, well known actors, or household names.And they have been doing just that for 36 years. Back in the 1970's SNL was the only show created poking fun at politics,the American way of life, and famous people. Just try and name all of the stars that became major players in the millionaire world. There are essentially hundreds. I will name but a few.Copyright 2011, which means you are not allowed to use, take, steal, borrow, copy and paste this article or its contents without the authors written agreement.

They are:
1.Chevy Chase who starred in National Lampoon's vacation movies.
2.John Belushi who died in the 1980's due to doing too many drugs and living life in excess.
3.Gilda Radner became a well known star and died of cancer in the 1980's.
4.Steve Martin has made many movies after appearing on SNL in the 1970's. You may or may not be aware that Steve Martin was not a regular cast member of SNL, but did appear on SNL quite regularly showcasing his incredible talent. Martin appeared on the Johnny Carson talk show, performing his funny skits, expanding his comedic skills on SNL. Martin performed his now famous, "King Tut," song , created balloon puppets, and branded himself as that, "Wild and crazy guy."
5.Eddie Murphy cast SNL aside in the 1970's as many other SNL cast members did once fame came knocking on their doors. He has starred in numerous movies such as the Shrek movies, The Nutty Professor, Harlem Nights, Beverly Hills Cop, and Trading Places.
6.Martin Short
7. Harry Shearer
8.Joan Cusak
9. Jane Curtain
10.Bill Murrary who starred in Ghostbusters and several other now famous 1980's and 1990's flicks.
11.Conan O'Brien who hasa late night talk show host gig. He recently had this former millionaire SNL actor shave off his beard on his talk show.
12. Will Ferrell has starred in numerous movies including the recent hilarious addition to movie making history, "The Other Guys."
13.Jimmy Fallon
14.Robert Downey Jr. who has made a major comeback of late starring in the "Ironman," movies.
Downey, you may remember had major drug problems and went to rehab and got his act together.
15.Dennis Miller
16.Dana Carvey is well known for being the "Church Lady," and for being "Garth" in the Wayne's World teen flicks.
17.Jon Lovitz
18. Julia Louise Dreyfus, star of "Seinfeld," and her own funny TV show, "The New Old Christine."
19.Seth Meyers starred in a few movies, one of which was, "Journey to the Center of the Earth."
20.Tina Fey who has recently written a funny look at her life called, "Bossypants," stars in the TV series, "30 Rock," and has also starred in many funny movies, such as, "Mean Girls, " and "Date Night."
21. Adam Sandler was so funny on SNL almost everyone remembers "The Hanukkah Song." Sandler has starred in numerous funny and not so funny movies, such as, "Fifty First Dates," "Billy Madison," and "Happy Gilmore."
I have named but a few of the stars who became millionaires after starring on Saturday Night Live. Of course, there are more. You try naming a few. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented writer who began creating stellar articles and greeting card sayings in 2004 professionally!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Million dollar names by Kate Johns

Parents are naming their kids names that are created with the intention of their child becoming the NEXT BIG STAR!! They are million dollar names.
These aren't regular, run of the mill, boring names. It's been going on for about 20 years now.
You heard them: Gwenyth Paltrow naming her daughter Apple. What about the name Ozzy for Ozzy Osborne? Okay, that one came up in a deranged drug fest of large magnitude, and his band manager probably came up with Ozzy.
They are names that get noticed. They are million dollar names such as Rhianna, the pop star.What about Ice-T, Eminem, or Izzy?

Million dollar names are created by parents, pop stars, actors, and even pet owners in hopes that their child, pet or pop star will make millions doing what they do best. They want their little star to be noticed if not for talent, but for their name alone.
More million dollar names:

Kate Middleton recently married Prince William in a ceremony watched by billions the world over. Kate is a straightforward, down to earth sort of girl and so is her name. Her real name Catherine means "pure", and is not a strange, out there kind of name. Kate will soon become the most popular girl's name due to Kate marrying Wills.

Prince. The pop star, Prince has a once in a lifetime name that not too many people have named their kids. Believe it or not this is Prince's real name, not a made up name to get attention. His real name is: Prince Rogers Nelson.

 Sky, Sky can be spelled as Sky or Skye, and is traditionally a girl's name. But anything goes today and this name can of course be a boy's name too, such as Skylar. Ione Skye starred in the 1989 movie, "Anything Goes," and then we didn't see much in the way of major stardom from her.
A names are seriously popular for girls right now. Naming your daughter a name starting with A will assure that your baby will be a star; Alexandria, Alyssa, Allison, Adrianna, Autumn, are all million dollar A girl's names!
 Faith. Longtime million dollar names have always been Faith, Hope and Charity. Millionaire country singer, Faith Hill may be adopted, but she still has a stylish name that has her singing ways still stand country strong.
How's this for a million dollar name---Huckleberry? Brad Paisley and his wife Kimberly Williams, named their baby boy Huckleberry, this ridiculous name back in 2007. What do you call him for short--Huck, Huckster?
 Tiger. The golf player star who made millions with his famous stroke. Can you think of anyone else named Tiger, besides Tiger Woods?
 Venus. Venus Williams the tennis playing star has a mean backhand and aces almost all of her serves. She also has a million dollar name, such as Star.
 Sunshine, Summer, Autumn, are all names that are named after nature, but they are all uncommon, million dollar names. Copyright 2011, written by talented author Kate Johns who has been writing professionally since 2004!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Ten Ways to improve the Academy Awards by Kate Johns

I was going to write a blog post totally dissing the Academy Awards. But haven't a million bloggers,and reporters already done just that? It's sad when the mozst remembered moment fo the Academy awards is when the best supporting actress winner got the most play for saying the F word on national TV to supposedly a billion people.
The Academy Awards are perhaps the most overrated, most boring show on TV. Even my 83 year old mom doesn't watch the Oscars, because they are too boring! What does that tell you?
The Academy Awards need to be revamped. Here are my 50 year old, astute suggestions:
1. Cut the show down to a shorter non-snoozable length. Do we really need to honor everyone in that amount of time?
2. Cut out the ultra-dull, super snooze-fest of ultra-orchestrated movie songs. They are boring! We hear them while watching something. Get the danged hint!!
3. Allow real hosts to host the Academy Awards, not actors. Bring back a funny, talented comedian. At least for the 83 AA's, Anne Hathaway tried to put some grace, style and humor onto the scene, as her co-host looked dazed and confused throughout the entire ordeal. James Franco---hello---he looked stoned! He was wobbly, his eyes were slits. Take the bong away from him!
4.Please stop acting like the Academy Awards are sooooo danged old school! Boring! Get into the 80's Oscar producers, directors, writers. In other words, get with it, cut out the garbage, the ultra boring songs, and skits and hand out the awards!!
5.Give out a major award earlier!! How about giving out a best actress award before midnight? It may only be 8;30 on the West Coast, but some of us have to work the next day.
6.Stop panning the audience. It's become more interesting to watch the shows before and after the dull Oscars , seeing them walk the red carpet.
7. It tells you something when people would rather hop on the Internet after the Oscars, to get the highlights. Yo Oscar creators, maybe you should put the show on the Internet.
8. How's this suggestion rock you? Stop boring us with the telecast of the Oscars, and give away the awards some other way. Why not just do a fashion show, or show us snippets of the best movies?
9.Please do not, ever again, bring out some old actor dude, who looks half dead. Nooooo, it's like a horror movie come to life!
10, Cut the acceptance speeches down, or out completely. Make it mandatory that only the biggest award winners are allowed to stutter on their thank yous. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns, a talented author who has been freelance writing since 2004.

Charlie Sheen is a MESS by Kate Johns

Charlie Sheen is a mess. Charlie Sheen has been fired from his TV comedy, "Two and a Half Men." But that's not the big news. The big news is that Sheen has been badmouthing the producers of Two and a Half Men, and anyone else that comes near him. He sounds like a slightly younger mess comparing his tirades to those of Mel Gibson.
Sheen has been saying nasty, irate things about the show's producers ever since he ran out of the hospital for mysterious stomach pains. My guess, is that the Two and a Half Men creators had enough of Mr. Sheen and his drug problems, rants in the media, and prior arrests.

Charlie Sheen is the typical bad boy who can act his way out of a paper bag. His family tree is filled with actors, with his famous actor Dad, Martin Sheen, famous acting brother Emilio Estevez, and his ex-wife, Denise Richards.
When asked if his current problems will affect his career,Sheen answered the TV cameras with, "I have tiger blood, and Adonis DNA." Sheen also told reporters that he has offers for movie roles such as "Major League 3."
In my book, as well as I'm guessing your book, his recent movie offers are small potatoes compared to starring in a recognizable hit TV show, such as Two and a Half Men.

Sheen is a mess. For a major star to be making stupid comments , as Sheen is saying to media people, is both irresponsible and idiotic! He sounds like Mel Gibson on a good day. Sheen also says he is free of alcohol and drugs. I'm not buying it!
Sheen is messed up. He is in total denial of his drug problems and his major personality disorder. He needs to hit rock bottom before he can climb out again.

Hopefully, Charlie Sheen will get help for his major league drug and personality problems soon before he ends up another celebrity early death story in yet another media frenzy.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Why we should feel sorry for Child Stars by Kate Johns

Celebrities like Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, and Tiger Woods may have tons of money, but they do not have it all. Here are the reasons we should feel sorry for child stars:

Miley's Dad, Billy Ray, brought this fact front and center by saying he wishes he never let Miley become a young millionaire celebrity type. He feels guilty, because as he says, her stardom has ruined the family. You see Billy Ray and his wife are getting a divorce, and his family is breaking apart.
Well, now that makes me feel bad. Sure, you may be cynical enough to say, "You are a sucker! Billy Ray is just trying to get us real people, to feel bad for him, so that we stop giving Miley a hard time" I just knew you were thinking that!

These child stars realized their potential early on, when the rest of us regular folks, were just watching them on TV.They were each loved, and treated like royalty. We all would love to be rich, but that's not the way it goes. So we adore celebs and treat them like Gods until they make one mistake.
You see, the real reason I feel sorry for these young celebs is because they all gained exactly what they wanted very early in their lives. When they messed up once, they were given hatred from us. We have brought them down, because we feel jealous of them.
That's why I feel sorry for these young celebrity types; they got exactly what they wanted; millions of dollars.Child stars such as Michael Jackson, Drew Barrymore, Corey Haim, all gained major fame, and riches very young, then they all came into major problems.

These child stars never had a real childhood. They did not get to play at the playground, experience recess, or ride a real school bus. All the things we take for granted, they never even saw. For all we know these child stars, felt jealous of us for having friends, having regular birthday parties, for having brothers and sisters, and for having the same boring house to live in seeing our moms, and dads every boring day.
For all we know child stars might want to ditch it all; the fame, the fortune, to just have one regular day in a real home, living a real life. Maybe child stars can't handle all the stress of being responsible for not only their careers, but for other people's as well. They have people who earn money off of them they need to keep on payroll. Many people have jobs because of them. Justin Beiber has a band, songwriters, publicity people, a manager, an agent, etc. All these people have families that depend on them to earn a paycheck. Can you imagine having ALL that riding on your shoulders at the tender age of let's say 10?
So, yes,we should  feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, Justin Beiber, and Tiger Woods, for being so young they have too much responsibility and no real childhood. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns who is a talented writer who began her writing career in 2004.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Christina Augilera Screwed Up National Anthem

Christina Aguilera messed up and she messed up badly at the Superbowl. Now that Superbowl 45 is finally over, the ads have been watched, the winning team, The Green Bay Packers are enjoying their strident win over the Pittsburg Steelers, (YAY!). Life is returning to normal.

But, not for Miss Aguilera! Seems the magically inclined, usually smooth as silk singer, messed up the National Anthem so badly Sunday night, hardly anyone noticed.
It was a major flub of an entire line of America's most heralded song, with Christina repeating one line, and leaving out another. When I heard it, it sounded like she screwed up one word., watch,which should have been hailed. But alas it was an entire sentence, "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last gleaming."

Seems many people did not get it--must have been the booze ,and fuzzy dreams of yet another Superbowl win, screwing up their listening abilities.
I was disgusted, a superstar of Aguilera's magnitude, singing at the Superbowl, had messed with our National Anthem so badly she messed up one word. HAH! Dude, was I wrong or what? She messed up an entire line.
How does someone who is a millionaire star, who can afford a singing coach to read the words for her, screw up the National Anthem? Hello! She is a mega-millionaire that millions of people look up to, and she can't sing the National Anthem correctly?

She screwed up on purpose people! Now, Aguilera gets major promotional publicity out of her gaff. She gets FREE bad pub, people. It's the kind of pub we all want. Bad new is better than no news.
Bad publicity works!!! It works for Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore, and have we all forgotten , Britney Spears?!!
Now, Christina will make millions more by selling millions of more records, and cologne because we, fools are reading, and talking about her.
At least the Black Eyed Peas were killer!