Imagine a glittering array of stars gathered at an old, renovated theatre in California. Stretch your imagination even further thinking of perhaps someone with a great sense of humor such as Eddie Murphy, or Ellen De Generes, or perhaps the guy from talk Soup, Joel Mc Hale handing out the awards to the star studded celebration of the most obnoxious celebrity awards.
Screw it, we will just call it the OH NO Awards for short. I have compiled a short list of names of the most obnoxious celebrities for the year 2012. By the way, this was an easy list to create. First, because it is a short list, just five celebrities. And second because it was literally so easy to think of five celebrities that are so obnoxious right off the top of my head.
Without further ado, and with a drumroll,-----
The Top Five Most Obnoxious Celebrities of 2012; the OH NO Awards-------
1. Without a doubt the number one OH NO award has to be given to Kim Kardashian. She divorced her husband, Kris Humphries after just 72 days. Then, she couldn't keep her commitments, leaving Australia to go home to California, (to receive her OH NO, of course),and hide from the speculative, and quite possibly shocked media. Continually fending off the press and answering questions like, "Do you think you really gave your marriage your all Kim?" Next in line could be her mom, Kris, for pushing her book about the Kardashians the week this incredible news broke. But, she's not, (this time). Kind of makes me think of Heidi Klum sitting near the lit runway on her reality TV show saying in her German accent, "You will either be in or you will be out."
2. Lindsay Lohan is next on the most obnoxious celebrities list because she has been in court so many times this year. She's been in court so many times this year, that she is now more famous for going to court, facing seriously short jail terms, than she is for the movies she has starred in , such as "Mean Girls." But seriously folks, Lindsay needs to get her act together, because at just 25 years old, she's looking older than her age suggests, and she probably needs to make money to make bail.
3. The next OH NO award goes to--------Lady Gaga. Had to put her in the number three spot, not because she did or wore anything super outrageous this year, but remember that horrible meat dress episode? Even though Lady Gaga, who is 27, sells albums like crazy and totally rocks it, she is obnoxious. Lady Gaga is a younger version of Madonna who will do anything for instant fame, including wearing strange hats, meat dresses, and messing with our heads, as to what her exact sexuality really is.
4. Ke$ha is way over the top obnoxious. Ke$ha compeltely embodies the OH NO awards, because she makes almost every mom say, "Oh no", whenever they see her! But sorry to say, there's only room for one celeb at the top of the OH NO awards. Ke$ha is just plain and simply obnoxious. She only wears long shirts, sans the pants. Her songs are truly meant for pop radio because they are so pop-like, but without any talent. Come on even Betty White can pick up a mike and sing to auto tune, making her sound like a hot songstress.
5. Tom Cruise has really toned it down this year. But, I just can't get that image out of my head of Tom jumping on Oprah's couch on TV acting all crazy! Even though, Tom Cruise looks great for his age, 49, by the way, he starred in the movie, "Rock of Ages," and I'm thinking he is too old to be starring in a movie about a rock star. Or is that the point; an older actor portraying an aging, but still in shape singer? Tom Cruise just strikes me as being too much of a poser. He doesn't seem to live life, he just has to be the center of attention.
There they are---the five most obnoxious celebrities for 2012. Can't wait to see who will be the top five OH-NO, most obnoxious celebrities of 2013! Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a freelance writer, who started her career writing greeting card sayings in 2004!
Friday, November 4, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Kim Kardashian should star on reality TV dating show by Kate Johns
I've got a great idea! Why doesn't Kim Kardashian star on one of those dating reality TV shows?
At first I thought of this as a joke, but in reality, it does seem Kim needs dating/relationship help.
Hello-----her marriage only lasted for 72 days! That's still not as short as the what was it 72 hours Britney Spears was married to an old high school flame, but it still does count.
Yes, Kim K, needs dating help. Currently on TV there are numerous reality TV dating shows, one is called, "Millionaire Matchmaker", another is, "Why am I still single?"
These two reality TV shows are funny, startling, blunt, and sometimes these two TV shows do help single people find their future spouses.
So what does dating help have to do with Kim Kardashian?
It has everything to do with Kim. She obviously needs help making comittments, living with soemone else, and sharing. Kim needs help realizing that marriage is a serious thing, not to be laughed off as a publicity stunt.
Seriously, I am being serious with this blog post.
Kim needs an expert to help her find a man who can handle being in a relationship with her. Kim K. also is a millionaire who can call the shots, do what she wants and has people at her beckon, booty loving call.
Unless, Kim K. wants to spend an eternity living alone, with paid lackeys doing her bidding, she needs to find relationship help or therapy, (there's another reality TV show, Dr. Drew), right now.
Besides if she starred on a relationship reality TV show, then Kim stands to gain more respect from her core reality TV show audience. Gaining more publicity, Kim would make more millions to add to her overstuffed coffers.
At first I thought of this as a joke, but in reality, it does seem Kim needs dating/relationship help.
Hello-----her marriage only lasted for 72 days! That's still not as short as the what was it 72 hours Britney Spears was married to an old high school flame, but it still does count.
Yes, Kim K, needs dating help. Currently on TV there are numerous reality TV dating shows, one is called, "Millionaire Matchmaker", another is, "Why am I still single?"
These two reality TV shows are funny, startling, blunt, and sometimes these two TV shows do help single people find their future spouses.
So what does dating help have to do with Kim Kardashian?
It has everything to do with Kim. She obviously needs help making comittments, living with soemone else, and sharing. Kim needs help realizing that marriage is a serious thing, not to be laughed off as a publicity stunt.
Seriously, I am being serious with this blog post.
Kim needs an expert to help her find a man who can handle being in a relationship with her. Kim K. also is a millionaire who can call the shots, do what she wants and has people at her beckon, booty loving call.
Unless, Kim K. wants to spend an eternity living alone, with paid lackeys doing her bidding, she needs to find relationship help or therapy, (there's another reality TV show, Dr. Drew), right now.
Besides if she starred on a relationship reality TV show, then Kim stands to gain more respect from her core reality TV show audience. Gaining more publicity, Kim would make more millions to add to her overstuffed coffers.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Kim Kardashian divorce no real surprise by Kate Johns
With the recent news that Kim Kardashian's super quickie marriage ended in divorce after just 72 days, we regular human beings really should not be surprised. Kim Kardashian is not known for her strong moral character. She made a sex tape, suddenly skyrocketed into instant fame.
It should come as no real surprise to any of us mere mortals, who have not starred on a reality TV show, that Kim and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. The only person who seems to be surprised by all this is Kris himself, who found out he was getting a divorce when he heard it in the media. I kind of, feel sorry for the former basketball player . How would you like to find out you're getting a divorce on TV, or seeing your spouse's name emblazoned on a well known website such as TMZ, or Yahoo?
The entire Kardashian clan is truly not known to be a talented bunch. The Kardashian's have not written poetry, books, or famous hit songs, that we know of. They have not starred in movies, or made money the old fashioned way, by working "real jobs." The Kardashians really have only starred in three reality TV shows. Their mother, Kris, is the Kardashian clan's manager and has been managing her kids into the stratosphere of money making reality TV history.Guessing, their mom, Kris is the talent-- laden member of the family.
After many comments of the specifics of Kim's divorce filing Halloween morning, I came to the conclusion that many other people also think the Kardashian's are an untalented bunch. "money hungry ho," and "sex tape star," were bantered about.
Therefore, it really should come as no surprise to anyone that Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after just 72 days of marriage. But what gets me is that with Kim getting a divorce after a super short marriage, what message does this send to impressionable young people? Millions of people watch the Kardashian reality TV shows. Millions of young women, and young girls think life is supposed to be this way. After watching The Kardashian's TV shows, and also other reality TV shows, anyone would think that life is meant to be an easy one of not going to college, not working a job, but starring in sex tapes, and making bad rap songs are everyones' claim to fame.
Possibly if we regular people stop watching the Kardashian's TV shows, and we do not buy their clothing lines, or colognes, then they will quietly disappear. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented freelance writer who started her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004.
It should come as no real surprise to any of us mere mortals, who have not starred on a reality TV show, that Kim and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. The only person who seems to be surprised by all this is Kris himself, who found out he was getting a divorce when he heard it in the media. I kind of, feel sorry for the former basketball player . How would you like to find out you're getting a divorce on TV, or seeing your spouse's name emblazoned on a well known website such as TMZ, or Yahoo?
The entire Kardashian clan is truly not known to be a talented bunch. The Kardashian's have not written poetry, books, or famous hit songs, that we know of. They have not starred in movies, or made money the old fashioned way, by working "real jobs." The Kardashians really have only starred in three reality TV shows. Their mother, Kris, is the Kardashian clan's manager and has been managing her kids into the stratosphere of money making reality TV history.Guessing, their mom, Kris is the talent-- laden member of the family.
After many comments of the specifics of Kim's divorce filing Halloween morning, I came to the conclusion that many other people also think the Kardashian's are an untalented bunch. "money hungry ho," and "sex tape star," were bantered about.
Therefore, it really should come as no surprise to anyone that Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after just 72 days of marriage. But what gets me is that with Kim getting a divorce after a super short marriage, what message does this send to impressionable young people? Millions of people watch the Kardashian reality TV shows. Millions of young women, and young girls think life is supposed to be this way. After watching The Kardashian's TV shows, and also other reality TV shows, anyone would think that life is meant to be an easy one of not going to college, not working a job, but starring in sex tapes, and making bad rap songs are everyones' claim to fame.
Possibly if we regular people stop watching the Kardashian's TV shows, and we do not buy their clothing lines, or colognes, then they will quietly disappear. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented freelance writer who started her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Kim Kardashian files for divorce Halloween morning by Kate Johns
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries to get major publicity to make more money. The proof is in the pudding!
How do I know this? Kim filed for divorce from her hubby of 72 days, Halloween morning.
Of course, the official reason is irreconcilable differences. The unofficial reason is because Kim and Kris couldn't figure out where they would live.This is of course all according to TMZ.
All I'm saying is a big, fat sarcastic----give me a break!!!
You mean to tell me Kim and Kris couldn't come to a happy conclusion about where they would live? How about compromising? I'm sorry but that's what we down to earth, regular people who are not millionaires do, we live in the same houses with our spouses because we usually can't afford to live in four different homes.
Now it is all crystal clear. Kim gets to keep the huge diamond ring of 20.5 carats. They spent a reported 10 million dollars on a wedding that was televised on The Kardashians reality TV show and the Kardashians were the talk of the town for weeks.
If this is absolutely true that Kim is divorcing Kris after only 72 days, I'm left wondering what major publicity stunt the Kardashians will pull next.What is left after having a sex tape, getting engaged on your reality TV show, marrying a pro-athelete on TV, and starting your own line of clothing?
Wait there's more---having Kris Jenner, Kim's mom appear on every major newsshow across America promoting her new book about who else----The Kardashians. Kris is telling everyone that Kim is a good role model for young girls,also saying Kim will be fine. What is happening is that Kris Jenner is doing damage control.
How do I know this? Kim filed for divorce from her hubby of 72 days, Halloween morning.
Of course, the official reason is irreconcilable differences. The unofficial reason is because Kim and Kris couldn't figure out where they would live.This is of course all according to TMZ.
All I'm saying is a big, fat sarcastic----give me a break!!!
You mean to tell me Kim and Kris couldn't come to a happy conclusion about where they would live? How about compromising? I'm sorry but that's what we down to earth, regular people who are not millionaires do, we live in the same houses with our spouses because we usually can't afford to live in four different homes.
Now it is all crystal clear. Kim gets to keep the huge diamond ring of 20.5 carats. They spent a reported 10 million dollars on a wedding that was televised on The Kardashians reality TV show and the Kardashians were the talk of the town for weeks.
If this is absolutely true that Kim is divorcing Kris after only 72 days, I'm left wondering what major publicity stunt the Kardashians will pull next.What is left after having a sex tape, getting engaged on your reality TV show, marrying a pro-athelete on TV, and starting your own line of clothing?
Wait there's more---having Kris Jenner, Kim's mom appear on every major newsshow across America promoting her new book about who else----The Kardashians. Kris is telling everyone that Kim is a good role model for young girls,also saying Kim will be fine. What is happening is that Kris Jenner is doing damage control.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Madonna's brother is homeless by Kate Johns
Madonna the famous singer, songwriter, actress, and millionaire extrordinaire's older brother is homeless. Anthony Ciccione, 55 year old brother of Madonna, is living under a bridge in Traverse City, Michigan. Kate Johns wrote this article in 2011, and there was never any information of Madonna helping her brother find a home. you'd think with her millions she could buy her homeless brother a house to call his home.
Madonna's brother, Anthony Ciccone, who is 55, was working for Madonna's father, Silvio, who owns the Ciccione Vineyards in Michigan. Mr. Ciccione fired Anthony, and he soon realized he had no where to go but to the mean streets of Michigan.
Madonna's current personal wealth is estimated at an astounding 650 million dollars. Madonna has sold just shy of 200 million records,and she has starred in many movies, including Evita, Shangai Surprise, and Desperately Seeking Susan.
But, her brother Anthony, the oldest of the six Ciccione children is currently living under a bridge.
Madonna owns at least three homes in the United States and one in the United Kingdom.
Ciccione says he collects cans ,bottles and works odd jobs to make money. He also says that is it very cold living on the streets of Michigan, where Madonna was born and raised.
Madonna has enjoyed a long lasting career of creating pop hits for the last thirty years, and currently is 53 years old.
Maybe the Material Girl will allow her older brother to live in one of her homes, or buy him a home to live in.
Madonna's brother, Anthony Ciccone, who is 55, was working for Madonna's father, Silvio, who owns the Ciccione Vineyards in Michigan. Mr. Ciccione fired Anthony, and he soon realized he had no where to go but to the mean streets of Michigan.
Madonna's current personal wealth is estimated at an astounding 650 million dollars. Madonna has sold just shy of 200 million records,and she has starred in many movies, including Evita, Shangai Surprise, and Desperately Seeking Susan.
But, her brother Anthony, the oldest of the six Ciccione children is currently living under a bridge.
Madonna owns at least three homes in the United States and one in the United Kingdom.
Ciccione says he collects cans ,bottles and works odd jobs to make money. He also says that is it very cold living on the streets of Michigan, where Madonna was born and raised.
Madonna has enjoyed a long lasting career of creating pop hits for the last thirty years, and currently is 53 years old.
Maybe the Material Girl will allow her older brother to live in one of her homes, or buy him a home to live in.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Tom Cruise Starring in Rock of Ages by Kate Johns
Fifty year old Tom Cruise will be starring in the musical movie, "Rock of Ages."
Never one to shy away from a leap into the unknown, Mr Risktaker, Tom Cruise will not only star in Rock of Ages, but he will be doing so without his shirt on. Tom Cruise will be prancing and posing on a stage singing rock music without a shirt on.
Tom Cruise has been seen practicing his rock star moves almost everywhere he goes, including a hotel balcony, on TV shows promoting his new flick, and at every opportunity to also show off his new long locks he has been spotted growing for his rock star role as an Iggy Pop look alike.
In Rock of Ages, Tom will star as hard body, hard rocker Stacee Jaxx. I also never knew 48 year old men could look so muscular, but Tom is shown shirtless throughout this upcoming early summer, late spring flick. Mr, Cruise has always been in great shape, but a man his age is usually slowing down not getting more muscles. It has also been said that Tom Cruise will be singing his own songs during the flick,and his wife, Katie Holmes thinks he sounded great during rehearsals. Also starring in Rock of Ages will be Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, "30 Rock" star, Alec Baldwin, singer, Mary J. Blige, Katy Perry's actor husband Russell Brand and Catherine Zeta Jones.
Never one to shy away from a leap into the unknown, Mr Risktaker, Tom Cruise will not only star in Rock of Ages, but he will be doing so without his shirt on. Tom Cruise will be prancing and posing on a stage singing rock music without a shirt on.
Tom Cruise has been seen practicing his rock star moves almost everywhere he goes, including a hotel balcony, on TV shows promoting his new flick, and at every opportunity to also show off his new long locks he has been spotted growing for his rock star role as an Iggy Pop look alike.
In Rock of Ages, Tom will star as hard body, hard rocker Stacee Jaxx. I also never knew 48 year old men could look so muscular, but Tom is shown shirtless throughout this upcoming early summer, late spring flick. Mr, Cruise has always been in great shape, but a man his age is usually slowing down not getting more muscles. It has also been said that Tom Cruise will be singing his own songs during the flick,and his wife, Katie Holmes thinks he sounded great during rehearsals. Also starring in Rock of Ages will be Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, "30 Rock" star, Alec Baldwin, singer, Mary J. Blige, Katy Perry's actor husband Russell Brand and Catherine Zeta Jones.
Why are we placing talentless stars onto pedestals? by kate johns
Why are we placing wanna be talentless stars into the limelight, watching their horrible reality TV shows, helping these cretins without moral fiber, ethics, and who usually have some sort of major mental problem onto a pedestal so high they become instant famous millionaires?
It's not just Americans who are placing Snooki, Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell onto the pedestal of success.
It's sickening, baby that we have no morals!
Why do we keep allowing people who have no morals, no standards, and who would otherwise be burger flippers, or living on the street, to become millionaires?
Guess what people, I'll tell you why, because we are bored with our ho-hum, boring lives where we work our butts off. We are tired of working hard attempting to attain the American dream, only to come home and work hard some more; making dinner, taking care of the kids, cleaning, doing dishes, (you know what I mean).
That's why we allow people who are completely different, crazy, attention seeking hos, who have no morals, and no ethics, loyalty etc, to become the celebrity stars we look up to. Yes, one reason is because we are bored with our lives.
Leading a rock star existence!
The other reason is because we either openly or secretly want to live the life of a rock star. Who wouldn't want to make millions from basically doing nothing? Why wouldn't you want to make an appearance at a nightclub only to have an adoring throng love you from afar? Almost everyone wants to be loved, whether that is by one person or by millions. It is proven every day with people making thousands of friends on Facebook and Twitter.
Many millions if not billions of people want to lead a life where hard work doesn't pay off, because they don't do any. After watching a few minutes of Jersey Shore, I figured what a great life these young, good looking Jersey Shore partiers must have. They get up at noon, go out and get drunk, wear shimmering short dresses, in style clothes,and no underwear, and do what they want when they want to. Is this really reality?
Reality TV show stars are new role models
What it comes down is we are putting talentless, unintelligent people in positions of power enabling teens, young adults and some adults as well in a position thinking this is how life should be lived. They live life exactly how they want without any consequences, without any responsibilities, and life is exciting, and fun.What it comes down to is reality TV show celebrities have become some of the worst role models for our youth.
At one point in time millionaire celebrities were people who were adored from afar, who lived lives of stunning beauty, and lived more private lives without paparazzi following every little thing they did.
Today, however, due to the excess of celebrity TV shows, media fodder, and the Internet, we see everything millionaire celebrities do everyday. If a celeb loses a lot of weight, we find out right away.
We are making talentless people like Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Camille Grammer, and other reality TV show stars instant celebrities that show what "real life" is really like. I don't know about your life, but my life is pretty dull ,where no one is following me around with a camera, and I've never had a hair pulling contest with any of my girlfriends. Oh yea, and I never made out with any of them either!
It's not just Americans who are placing Snooki, Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell onto the pedestal of success.
It's sickening, baby that we have no morals!
Why do we keep allowing people who have no morals, no standards, and who would otherwise be burger flippers, or living on the street, to become millionaires?
Guess what people, I'll tell you why, because we are bored with our ho-hum, boring lives where we work our butts off. We are tired of working hard attempting to attain the American dream, only to come home and work hard some more; making dinner, taking care of the kids, cleaning, doing dishes, (you know what I mean).
That's why we allow people who are completely different, crazy, attention seeking hos, who have no morals, and no ethics, loyalty etc, to become the celebrity stars we look up to. Yes, one reason is because we are bored with our lives.
Leading a rock star existence!
The other reason is because we either openly or secretly want to live the life of a rock star. Who wouldn't want to make millions from basically doing nothing? Why wouldn't you want to make an appearance at a nightclub only to have an adoring throng love you from afar? Almost everyone wants to be loved, whether that is by one person or by millions. It is proven every day with people making thousands of friends on Facebook and Twitter.
Many millions if not billions of people want to lead a life where hard work doesn't pay off, because they don't do any. After watching a few minutes of Jersey Shore, I figured what a great life these young, good looking Jersey Shore partiers must have. They get up at noon, go out and get drunk, wear shimmering short dresses, in style clothes,and no underwear, and do what they want when they want to. Is this really reality?
Reality TV show stars are new role models
What it comes down is we are putting talentless, unintelligent people in positions of power enabling teens, young adults and some adults as well in a position thinking this is how life should be lived. They live life exactly how they want without any consequences, without any responsibilities, and life is exciting, and fun.What it comes down to is reality TV show celebrities have become some of the worst role models for our youth.
At one point in time millionaire celebrities were people who were adored from afar, who lived lives of stunning beauty, and lived more private lives without paparazzi following every little thing they did.
Today, however, due to the excess of celebrity TV shows, media fodder, and the Internet, we see everything millionaire celebrities do everyday. If a celeb loses a lot of weight, we find out right away.
We are making talentless people like Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Camille Grammer, and other reality TV show stars instant celebrities that show what "real life" is really like. I don't know about your life, but my life is pretty dull ,where no one is following me around with a camera, and I've never had a hair pulling contest with any of my girlfriends. Oh yea, and I never made out with any of them either!
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