Top ten celebrities you wouldn't want to be neighbors of by Kate Johns

Top ten celebrities you don't want to live next to and why
Recently while perusing articles online, I saw a survey of what celebrities people would like to live next to. Guess who came in on the top ten; why Jennifer Aniston and her current boyfriend, that's who. written by author Kate Johns, who started writing professionally creating greeting card sayings in 2004.
That's when I started thinking of what celebrities I wouldn't want to live next to.  That got me to thinking of what celebrities I wouldn't want my family being neighbors of,and I'm certain the celebrities you wouldn't want to be neighbors of either.
Here's the top ten list of celebrities you and I don't want to live next to:
1. Lady Gaga---- After hearing that her 40-year-old personal assistant is suing her for 3,000 hours of overtime, Gaga sounds like a selfish pain in the butt. Even though, she wouldn't be home much, you wouldn't want her knocking on your front door, when the Cd's stop selling, and she's a drugged out, sobbing, massive mess!
2. Madonna--Even though my husband and I will never have to worry about amassing 350 million dollars in a personal fortune, I still have to say it----Never, ever do I want to live next to Madonna. She let her oldest brother live under a bridge! Madonna also employed her one brother, and bickered with him about payments owed.
3. Kathy Lee Gifford--- The For Sale sign would go on the front lawn as soon as Frank or Kathy Lee stumbled out of an expensive vehicle. Is hate too strong a word? I despised seeing Kathy Lee on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. The story became really old, really fast when all she talked about was Cody this and Cody that. No wonder Frank had an affair!!
4 Katy Perry---She sold out for money. Katy Perry was a Christian rocker, and when that didn't make her a millionaire, she switched to pop star. Besides, her  gross ex-hubby, Russell Brand is a greasy, display of disgustingness.Thank God, they didn't have kids!
5. Kim Kardashian---Kim K. couldn't decide where she and Kris Humphries were going to live, so no thanks to living next door to her. Besides, I don't want my kids subjected to Kim Kardashian's display of selfishness!
6. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt--My husband absolutely lusts after Angelina Jolie, so that would never work out!
7. Miley Cyrus---Being Miley Cyrus's nearest neighbor would not work out for us. My husband can't sleep with any light entering the bedroom. Therefore with all those paparazzi lights, and prying cameras taking pictures of Miley Cyrus at all hours of the day and night----I just know it would never work out.being our next door neighbor.
8. Mariah Carey----living next door to Mariah Carey would not work for my family. Mariah's world centers around Mariah. When you think about it, maybe if you are male you w
9.Selena Gomez---She's young. She's gorgeous. She can sing and she can act. And my hubby lusts after Selena Gomez also. So, nope that would not work, with Selena Gomez
ould want to live next door to Miss Curvaceous. She strips her clothes off at the drop of a hat, so that might be fascinating for the opposite sex.
10. Tom Cruise--Even though Tom Cruise is near my age, and he is muscular and cute, I can't see Tom and his family living next door to my family. You see, Mr. Cruise is way over the top, and probably owns multiple way over the top residences, such as one on top of a snowy mountain, only reachable by helicopter.
Even though we regular, down to earth people, would never have to worry about any of this, we can dream for a moment, thinking of what celebrities we don't want to live next door to, such as Ozzy Osbourne, or the Queen of England. Possibly for the same reason: you can't understand anything they say! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns----a professional writer who has been writing up a storm since 2004!

Sixteen Famous Blonde Women by Kate Johns

Who are the most famous women in the world? Many times the most famous women are blondes.
That's why so many millions of women dye their hair blonde every year. Because they are secretly jealous that blonde women get noticed more than other women!

Some of the many famous blonde millionaire women are:

1. Marilyn Monroe-believe it or not, she had a very high Mensa -like IQ of 140!
2. Madonna---she's worth about 350 million right now.
3.Lady Gaga
4. Country singer Faith Hill who is married to the very good looking, talented Tim Mc Graw.
5. Taylor Swift who's first chart busting hit was---"Tim Mc Graw."
6.Paris Hilton may have been born an heiress, but she made millions the old fashioned way---publicity!
7. Lindsay Lohan who is currently blonde, but that may change tomorrow. She was an extremely talented young actress, who lost it, and is making a comeback starring as a non-blonde, Elizabeth Taylor.
8. Incredibly beautiful, classy actress from the 1950' s Grace Kelly was a blonde.
9. Pamela Anderson is famous for her famous body, and guess what she is a blonde.
10. Christie Brinkley---Perhaps one of the most famous millionaire, supermodels ever. And guess what she is  blonde, as is another supermodel---Cheryl Tiegs.
11. Actress Michelle Pfeiffer who starred in Scarface.
12. Britney Spears may have lost it the in the early 2,000's but she's back on top amassing more millions.
13. Famous singer Carrie Underwood won American Idol, and has taken country music to new heights , and she just happens to be blonde.
14. Kelly Pickler sadly, did not win American Idol, but she walked off the show saying she was going to become a rich and famous singer, which she has.
15. Famous actress, Reese Witherspoon is a  blonde that starred as an unintelligent blonde, in her "Legally Blonde" movies.
16. Dolly Parton who is as famous for her country singing, as she is for her large breasts, is also Miley Cyrus's Godmother. Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns a talented writer, who began her freelance career creating greeting cards in 2004.

Mariah Carey added as newest judge on American Idol by Kate Johns

Mariah Carey has been officially added as the newest judge to season 12, the year of 2013's judge lineup.

When American Idol added Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez to the judge panel two years ago, I thought they were just looking for the shock factor to raise sagging ratings. Well now, I am literally begging for Simon Cowel and Paula Abdul to be placed back in the A. I. judges seats.
Mariah Carey can sing---that's no doubt. But she is a DIVA through and through. I can't see her lasting more than one season!!
I can however see ten lackeys added to American Idol's workforce to do all of Mrs. Cannon's bidding.Let's face it people, Mariah has become a major pain in the butt!! She is a diva who wants it all her way.

REALLY---Mariah Carey?

They must be paying out major millions for Mariah to sit for hours on end, working for several hours a day, essentially saying, "That was great Sweetie."
Obviously American Idol is going for the throat, trying to pump up the ratings. Last season was rather ho-hum, okay boring. A. I.'s ratings went down to reflect this.
With Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler both leaving A.I. a major star had to be put on the judge's panel. With Mariah a member of Randy's stable of singers, that he produces, well who else would they get?
Perhaps more men will tune in to take a look at Mariah's large breasts, and long curvy legs. Maybe that is exactly what A. I. is looking for- to get more men tuning in to the show, instead of teenage girls looking for a new young male singer to adore!
Little did I know American Idol would top themselves in the race for ratings by forcing people to watch anything else on TV, because they brought the attention getting Ho, Nicky Minaj on for the 2013 season too!

At this point, I'd rather they bring in previous, but extremely talented American Idol singers to liven up the show such as Adam Lambert , or Kelly Pickler! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns, a talented writer who has been writing professionally since 2004!

Don't bother watching Tom Cruise's Rock of Ages movie, by Kate Johns

Did anyone happen to catch the new Tom Cruise movie, Rock of Ages while it is still in movie theaters? Critics are calling it Flop of Ages, because it is so bad. In it's debut night, Rock only raked in 5.3 million dollars, not enough to cover Cruise's salary.

I did not slam down my hard earned money to go to see Rock of Ages in a theater, nor will I,  choosing instead to wait till it reaches DVD. Which should be very shortly! From what I saw of the nine million plus ads that started about a year before its release Rock of Ages looks horrible. It looks like a rip off of just about every other rock and roll movie ever made, except for the good ones, like the comedy--"Spinal Tap."

Besides the fact that I went to about 200 concerts in the 1980's , and do not really want to see a fake imitator doing his worst to rip off what I loved back in the 1980's. Do we really need yet another 1980's music quest? Can't we kick it up a notch making movies about more recent music for people that can afford to plunk down mom and dad's money on musical movies and concerts? I'm talking teens, and tweens, here!

Rock of Ages is a musical movie of bad '80's music. Who really wants to see Tom Cruise acting like he is a rock star, really singing bad '80's songs? Who really wants to see Tom Cruise do anything but run around looking like the rock star of action adventure movies? Cruise isn't meant to stand in front of an audience singing anything. It's not his genre. It looks fake! He looks idiotic. When i saw the ads, I couldn' t help but laugh, because 48 year old Tom Cruise looks ridiculous posing as a rock star called Jaxx---a long haired rock star from the 1980's.

This is a movie I will definitely rent to watch, but not shell out major bucks to buy or watch in a pricey theater where popcorn goes for more money than they spent on Cruise's rock star makeup!!

Madonna desperately seeking attention by Kate Johns

How much attention does Madonna need? Recently while on her latest, biggest tour Madonna exposed her breast on stage---in public, in Istanbul. I thought it was a desperate plea from an older woman who desperately is seeking attention.

Nope, Madonna was not seeking Susan, as in her 1980's movie, "Desperately Seeking Susan", where Madonna was typecast in  a movie as a selfish, low life, homeless, vagabond. When a wealthy woman of 54 pulls down her attachable bra on stage in front of thousands, that says "I am desperate for attention!"  Besides, if a regular woman of 54 walked down, let's say an average suburban  street exposing one ultra white, super small breast, people would either think she's crazy, ignore her or call 911!

What it really comes down to is Madonna conceived an idea, or someone else thought of an idea to grab attention for Madonna's recent tour. Madonna---being the egocentric, millionaire that she is, probably figured she needed to top all those young singing sensations like Nicky Minaj, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga. I'm quite certain Madonna and her dresser or promotions person brainstormed ideas of how can we get more attention in two seconds than singer M. I. A. did at the Superbowl? During Madonna's performance---no less, extending her middle finger gaining major free publicity.

Madonna did the next best thing she had a bra made with detachable bra material. So, she exposed her breast on stage in Istanbul? So, when you really come down to it, who cares?
Does Madonna's act of sheer selfishness make her a better performer? Does this mean the next female, or male star singer will have to do something even more startling to gain worldwide attention?
Does this mean Madonna will make more money from her display of nipple? From what I saw, it was all pixelized out, and I for one could not see much, except ultra white skin glimmering off a much too white star, who looks like she needs to eat a sandwich.
Yes, an ageing Madonna is desperately seeking attention, by performing her nipple-breast exposing performance.Catty as it sounds, looks like Madonna doesn't have very much in the breast department to show off in the first place! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns who has been writing professionally since 2004!

Lucy Liu Biography---written by Kate Johns

Actress Lucy Liu  may seem like she leads a boring life, compared to other actors who are caught in the excessive lifestyle of partying till dawn. But her acting skills and roles are anything but boring.

Lucy Liu's biography includes an array of acting roles and acting skills many actors do not have. What also is interesting is that Lucy is in her forties now, but certainly doesn't look it.

Lucy Liu was born on Dec. 2, 1968, in Queens, New York, to Chinese parents, who named her Lucy Alexis Liu.

At the University of Michigan, she majored in Chinese Language and Culture, and minored in acting, and theatre. Liu scored the lead in a school production of "Alice in Wonderland." She had initially auditioned for a smaller part for the college play, but was given the lead role. After graduating from college in 1990, Liu moved to Los Angeles to pursue her ambition of acting.

While working a series of jobs in the food service industry, she scored an appearance on the highly rated teen soap "Beverly Hills 90210." She received a series of small parts for the next couple of years, continuing to work hard. Liu lit up the big screen with her role as the ex-girlfriend in her first movie performance in "Jerry Maguire."

In 1996, she hit the small screen with a passionate kiss with Calista Flockhart on the TV show "Ally Mc Beal." Liu played the ill-tempered but hot lawyer, Ling Woo, on "Ally McBeal," staying on the show until 2002.

In 1999, she appeared in five movies including "True Crime," and "Payback," playing a dominatrix with Mel Gibson. In 2000, she starred as a princess who is kidnapped in "Shanghai Noon."

Her biggest break came playing an angel in the movie, "Charlie's Angels" in 2000, acting alongside Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz. Liu starred in several more movies, such as "Hotel" in 2001, and "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" in 2002, that were not as popular as the "Charlie's Angels" movie series.She rebounded with "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" and "Kill Bill" in 2003.

Liu knows six languages, and at one time worked as an aerobics instructor.
Her mother is a biochemist.
She was mentioned in the song "Hey Ya" by the Outkasts in 2003.

Liu practices martial arts, skis, rides horses and rock climbs to stay in shape, and to keep life interesting. That could be why we don't hear anything incredible about Lucy Liu, because she is too busy to get in trouble! Copyright 2013, which means you are not allowed by law to use any portion of this article without the written permission of the author, who is Kate Johns, a freelance writer since 2004!

Steven Tyler's daughter:Liv Tyler's biography, Written by Kate Johns

Steven Tyler had a baby girl back in the 1970's, but didn't know it until his famous daughter Liv Tyler noticed how much she looked like her mother's 'friend.' That's when he found out his daughter Liv Tyler was born on July 1, 1977, in New York City. Her mother, Bebe Buell, was a rock groupie at the time, and her father, Steven Tyler, was the lead singer for rock band Aerosmith.

Buell and Tyler had a short relationship due to his excessive rock star partying, groupie-loving ways.
Tyler grew up thinking singer Todd Rundgren was her real father because Buell asked him to be Liv's Daddy.When Tyler met her real dad, in 1988, she knew he was her father. She saw the resemblance and she thought his daughter Mia looked like her twin.

Even though Tyler had been given Todd Rundgren's last name and he was playing father to her at 12, Tyler took her real dad's name.At 12, she went from being an only child to having two fathers and a new sister, Mia Tyler.

At 14 Tyler and Buell left Portland, Maine, to get Tyler on the fast track of modeling. By 15, she decided to not go the modeling route as her mother did, and decided on a career in acting.After just one reading, Tyler was cast as Callie in her first movie, "Heavy."Acting obviously was the right choice, because just three weeks after getting the part of Callie, she was asked to star in the movie "Silent Fall" in 1994.

In 1996, Tyler starred as the beautiful innocent girl in "Stealing Beauty." In 1998, she starred in "Armaggedon" as Bruce Willis's daughter. In 2008, Tyler starred in "The Incredible Hulk" as Betty Ross, assistant to the Hulk.

Tyler's mother named her after actress Liv Ullman. Bebe was a model and a Playboy Playmate of the month.Tyler's half sister, Mia Tyler, is a plus-size model for Lane Bryant.

She is best friends with actress Kate Hudson.

Tyler starred with actress Alicia Silverstone in Aerosmith's video "Crazy."

The movie "Armageddon" opened on her 21st birthday.

 Tyler dated Joaquin Phoenix from1996 to 1998.

Tyler married British rocker Royston Langdon in 2003. This was after he called Tyler's rock star dad, Steven, and asked for her hand in marriage. In 2004, the pair had a baby, Milo Williams.

 In 2008, Tyler and her husband called it splitsville, but remain friends and devoted parents to Milo.Copyright 2013, written by talented freelance writer Kate Johns, who started her writing career creating greeting card sayings in 2004.