Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Weird Celebrity Kids Names by kate Johns

Celebrities have every right to name their kids whatever they want, but for some odd reason celebrities pick the weirdest names for their kids. For all we know celebs are hiring people to create stellar, out of sight, odd, strange, weird names for their kids. Wasn't there a really dumb reality TV show where people with extra money to fling around, (unlike you and I), where people were hired to come up with totally different names for their babies? When I glimpsed this show, I thought how stupid can  rich people be?

I have created a listing of weird celebrity kids names.
They are as follows:

1.Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's teen daughter's name is actually very pretty, but may have sounded weird 17 years ago-----Ireland.
2.Robin Williams named one of his kids after his favorite , yes that's right, video game-----Zelda. He and his children's Nanny, created Miss Zelda, and divorced in 2008.
3. Spice Girl Geri Halliwell named her baby girl, Bluebell Madonna.
4. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden named their baby boy, Sparrow.
5. Actor Jason Lee named his son, now get this one----Inspektor Pilot----Poor kid!
6. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren gifted their child with the honorable name of Honor Marie.
7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie named their five kids, Pax, Thien, Knox, Shiloh, and Zahara.
8. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett cursed their baby with this name----Archibald Archie William Emerson.
9. Richard Gere must be a fan of the Simpons or a major league baseball fan, naming his son, Homer.
10. Aussie supermodel, Elle MacPherson's son is named after a Roman emperor, Aurelius.
11. Jermaine Jackson was thinking of dancing, by honoring his son with Jermajasty.
12.George Foreman, yes the grill guy, and former pro boxer, got so creative by naming his kids after himself. He had ten kids-------5 boys are named George, and two girls are called----Freeda George, and Georgetta.
13. We all have heard about Michael Jackson's kids----Paris Michael Katherine, Michael Joesph Jr. also known as Prince and Blanket also known as; Prince Michael II.
14.Arthur Ashe the pro tennis player named his daughter this stellar, weird name; Camera.
15. Christie Brinkley and former hubby Peter Cook named their daughter Sailor Lee.
16. Cher named one of her kids Elijah Blue.
17.  Bob Geldorf and now deceased former wife Paula Yates had three daughters named; Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie.
18. Besides following rockstars around Paula had four daughters, one with Michael Hutchence in 1995. They named their baby, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
19. Mariah Carey named one of her babies Moroccan Scott.

Either these millionaire celebrities kids names are the most stellar names ever thought of, or they are the absolute worst ever thought of. It's all up to your feelings on the subject. But, me personally, I think most of them are just plain weird!

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