Monday, July 30, 2012

Top ten celebrities you wouldn't want to be neighbors of by Kate Johns

Top ten celebrities you don't want to live next to and why
Recently while perusing articles online, I saw a survey of what celebrities people would like to live next to. Guess who came in on the top ten; why Jennifer Aniston and her current boyfriend, that's who. written by author Kate Johns, who started writing professionally creating greeting card sayings in 2004.
That's when I started thinking of what celebrities I wouldn't want to live next to.  That got me to thinking of what celebrities I wouldn't want my family being neighbors of,and I'm certain the celebrities you wouldn't want to be neighbors of either.
Here's the top ten list of celebrities you and I don't want to live next to:
1. Lady Gaga---- After hearing that her 40-year-old personal assistant is suing her for 3,000 hours of overtime, Gaga sounds like a selfish pain in the butt. Even though, she wouldn't be home much, you wouldn't want her knocking on your front door, when the Cd's stop selling, and she's a drugged out, sobbing, massive mess!
2. Madonna--Even though my husband and I will never have to worry about amassing 350 million dollars in a personal fortune, I still have to say it----Never, ever do I want to live next to Madonna. She let her oldest brother live under a bridge! Madonna also employed her one brother, and bickered with him about payments owed.
3. Kathy Lee Gifford--- The For Sale sign would go on the front lawn as soon as Frank or Kathy Lee stumbled out of an expensive vehicle. Is hate too strong a word? I despised seeing Kathy Lee on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. The story became really old, really fast when all she talked about was Cody this and Cody that. No wonder Frank had an affair!!
4 Katy Perry---She sold out for money. Katy Perry was a Christian rocker, and when that didn't make her a millionaire, she switched to pop star. Besides, her  gross ex-hubby, Russell Brand is a greasy, display of disgustingness.Thank God, they didn't have kids!
5. Kim Kardashian---Kim K. couldn't decide where she and Kris Humphries were going to live, so no thanks to living next door to her. Besides, I don't want my kids subjected to Kim Kardashian's display of selfishness!
6. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt--My husband absolutely lusts after Angelina Jolie, so that would never work out!
7. Miley Cyrus---Being Miley Cyrus's nearest neighbor would not work out for us. My husband can't sleep with any light entering the bedroom. Therefore with all those paparazzi lights, and prying cameras taking pictures of Miley Cyrus at all hours of the day and night----I just know it would never work out.being our next door neighbor.
8. Mariah Carey----living next door to Mariah Carey would not work for my family. Mariah's world centers around Mariah. When you think about it, maybe if you are male you w
9.Selena Gomez---She's young. She's gorgeous. She can sing and she can act. And my hubby lusts after Selena Gomez also. So, nope that would not work, with Selena Gomez
ould want to live next door to Miss Curvaceous. She strips her clothes off at the drop of a hat, so that might be fascinating for the opposite sex.
10. Tom Cruise--Even though Tom Cruise is near my age, and he is muscular and cute, I can't see Tom and his family living next door to my family. You see, Mr. Cruise is way over the top, and probably owns multiple way over the top residences, such as one on top of a snowy mountain, only reachable by helicopter.
Even though we regular, down to earth people, would never have to worry about any of this, we can dream for a moment, thinking of what celebrities we don't want to live next door to, such as Ozzy Osbourne, or the Queen of England. Possibly for the same reason: you can't understand anything they say! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns----a professional writer who has been writing up a storm since 2004!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sixteen Famous Blonde Women by Kate Johns

Who are the most famous women in the world? Many times the most famous women are blondes.
That's why so many millions of women dye their hair blonde every year. Because they are secretly jealous that blonde women get noticed more than other women!

Some of the many famous blonde millionaire women are:

1. Marilyn Monroe-believe it or not, she had a very high Mensa -like IQ of 140!
2. Madonna---she's worth about 350 million right now.
3.Lady Gaga
4. Country singer Faith Hill who is married to the very good looking, talented Tim Mc Graw.
5. Taylor Swift who's first chart busting hit was---"Tim Mc Graw."
6.Paris Hilton may have been born an heiress, but she made millions the old fashioned way---publicity!
7. Lindsay Lohan who is currently blonde, but that may change tomorrow. She was an extremely talented young actress, who lost it, and is making a comeback starring as a non-blonde, Elizabeth Taylor.
8. Incredibly beautiful, classy actress from the 1950' s Grace Kelly was a blonde.
9. Pamela Anderson is famous for her famous body, and guess what she is a blonde.
10. Christie Brinkley---Perhaps one of the most famous millionaire, supermodels ever. And guess what she is  blonde, as is another supermodel---Cheryl Tiegs.
11. Actress Michelle Pfeiffer who starred in Scarface.
12. Britney Spears may have lost it the in the early 2,000's but she's back on top amassing more millions.
13. Famous singer Carrie Underwood won American Idol, and has taken country music to new heights , and she just happens to be blonde.
14. Kelly Pickler sadly, did not win American Idol, but she walked off the show saying she was going to become a rich and famous singer, which she has.
15. Famous actress, Reese Witherspoon is a  blonde that starred as an unintelligent blonde, in her "Legally Blonde" movies.
16. Dolly Parton who is as famous for her country singing, as she is for her large breasts, is also Miley Cyrus's Godmother. Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns a talented writer, who began her freelance career creating greeting cards in 2004.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mariah Carey added as newest judge on American Idol by Kate Johns

Mariah Carey has been officially added as the newest judge to season 12, the year of 2013's judge lineup.

When American Idol added Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez to the judge panel two years ago, I thought they were just looking for the shock factor to raise sagging ratings. Well now, I am literally begging for Simon Cowel and Paula Abdul to be placed back in the A. I. judges seats.
Mariah Carey can sing---that's no doubt. But she is a DIVA through and through. I can't see her lasting more than one season!!
I can however see ten lackeys added to American Idol's workforce to do all of Mrs. Cannon's bidding.Let's face it people, Mariah has become a major pain in the butt!! She is a diva who wants it all her way.

REALLY---Mariah Carey?

They must be paying out major millions for Mariah to sit for hours on end, working for several hours a day, essentially saying, "That was great Sweetie."
Obviously American Idol is going for the throat, trying to pump up the ratings. Last season was rather ho-hum, okay boring. A. I.'s ratings went down to reflect this.
With Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler both leaving A.I. a major star had to be put on the judge's panel. With Mariah a member of Randy's stable of singers, that he produces, well who else would they get?
Perhaps more men will tune in to take a look at Mariah's large breasts, and long curvy legs. Maybe that is exactly what A. I. is looking for- to get more men tuning in to the show, instead of teenage girls looking for a new young male singer to adore!
Little did I know American Idol would top themselves in the race for ratings by forcing people to watch anything else on TV, because they brought the attention getting Ho, Nicky Minaj on for the 2013 season too!

At this point, I'd rather they bring in previous, but extremely talented American Idol singers to liven up the show such as Adam Lambert , or Kelly Pickler! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns, a talented writer who has been writing professionally since 2004!