Saturday, September 6, 2014

Missing Joan Rivers!

Joan Rivers, will be missed----probably more so by your manager, and  people whose bills you paid. I didn't like her TV show on E, of Fashion Police, but I miss her style of humor. She said what we were all thinking. Her style of humor was ageless, funny, brash, often crass, hilarious, and she made it BIG in a business dominated by men.
Joan Rivers was born in 1933, died of surgery complications, in 2014.

She was a voice that we needed to hear. Yeah, sure some of her jokes were downright cruel, but she was incredibly funny. She joked about herself and other women. Somehow she managed to make growing older a funny thing, not something we all should not do and we should not enjoy. No one was safe when it came to Joan Rivers, she even made fun of Michelle Obama, abortions, giving birth, suicide, and plastic surgery.

Joan Rivers was so funny,  I loved watching her seemingly weekly appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. That is until she got her own show on FOX, and Johnny would not talk to her anymore. Talk about childish behavior!

I miss her style of humor because she was one of the only people, who said what was politically incorrect, and made it funny. She made fun of herself, which many comedians do not do. I also liked Kathy Griffen until  she started sounding like a bossy, rabid dog on stage.

Meanwhile I have learned , that Rivers was worth 150 million dollars when she died. I am almost certain her estate will grow exponentially in the next few months, due to her name being out there so much. After Michael Jackson died, his upcoming, heartbreaking money issues were over as his movie, and his songs sold record levels, making him worth more in death than in life. I also found out that Joan Rivers made more money on her line of jewelry than on her stage shows during the last years of her life.

All I can say is Joan Rivers, you will be missed---because underneath that overmade up , over Botoxed exterior was a heart of gold! Copyright (c) 2014!

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Mick Jagger Had Sex With 4,000 Women!

70 year old Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger is a major womanizer and a possible sex addict.There I said it. It's out there. In a book written in 2012, by Christopher Andersen, the snarky details of Mick Jagger's lifestyle come pouring out.

Things you might not know about Jagger, or maybe you really did want to know that he has had sex with over 4,000 women, had 7 kids with 4 women, that we know of, and would not give the mother of his first child, Karis any money. UGH! Back in the later 1960's and 1970's  Mick refused to give the mother of his first child any money, until Mick became older and perhaps wiser.

After reading the book MICK, I was seriously thinking of writing a book all about Mick Jagger's sexual dalliances.He had sex with  over 4,000 women! Mick Jagger had sex according to the book MICK, with famous men, that I'm not naming because I have some standards after all. He even had sex with the Nanny , while Jerry Hall was breastfeeding their new baby in the next room!

After Jerry Hall, (Mick's second wife), divorced Jagger, she started saying more about Mr. Jagger. She and Keith Richards tried to get him to go into sex therapy for his sexual addiction problem.
Jerry Hall and many of his other women said he would have sex many times in one day.

Where he got all of that energy from is beyond me! Copyright (c) 2014!

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ten Ways to act like a Celebrity by Kate Johns

I found an article on Yahoo written about the star Kevin James. Yahoo had 11 pictures showing Kevin James' house. My first thought was, "Who the hell is Kevin James, and why should I care?" But curiosity got the best of me, and I looked at the pictures of his house. I was shocked seeing the house Kevin James lived in cost millions and millions of dollars. 

It was a mansion built on a hill overlooking a beautiful landscape, and other mansion-like homes. Kevin James in not a super recognizable, good looking ultra in shape kind of star, like Will Smith, and he owns a mansion overlooking the hills of California?
After seeing Kevin James in his TV show, The King of Queens, and starring in several movies,(Mall  Cop), we can only imagine what kind of mansion Will Smith lives in.

Someday you might have to b.s.your way into a Hollywood movie set acting all important-like to get that acting gig, so here are the ten ways to act like a celebrity:

1.Rent a large mansion-like home for a week or two. It will cost mega bucks,so get ready to lay down some cash. Giving the appearance of having money, usually impresses other people into thinking you are rich, doing well, that you are a leader, and that you are a confident person. People want to hang with other people who have money.

2.To act like a celebrity you must wear expensive looking clothing. Either rent expensive clothing for a day or two, borrow from someone else, or buy the more expensive stuff at estate sales, thrift shops, or even on the Internet.

3. Get a big attitude. Talk loudly. Be boisterous. Acting like a star is not for shy minded people. You must put on an act of acting like someone you really are not. We have seen many movies where people act like a wealthy person, like a woman, or like a celebrity when in fact they are not.

4.Talk about yourself in third person like successful, rich athletes do. Kate Johns has written it all. Kate Johns wrote this piece on how to act like a star when in fact she is not.Copyright 2013!

5.Surround yourself with personal assistants who do all of your bidding. Walk around looking like you are continually looking for something while you tell your personal assistants what to do. You can also carry an iPhone around telling Suri what to do for you, "Suri, remind me to pick up dinner later on today."Copyright 2013.

6. Act like a celebrity by tweeting what you just did on Twitter. Tell your followers what exclusive parties you are hanging at, what time you got home last night, how your design business is doing.

7.Take pictures of yourself, posting them to Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and every social media outlet you can. Only post pictures of yourself posing with a large group of people, with an alcohol drink in your hand. Post pics of your new car, or could that be new cars?

8.Never, ever take pictures of yourself with a star looking like you are a fan. Then you will look like a fan and not a star. However do take pics of your famous self with stars dancing at a club. Remember you have to have several stars in this pic, and you can't look super happy, but you must have more of a smug look

9.Everywhere you go, smile, look people in the eye, say Hello, and keep smiling. It's called working the crowd. When you go out with friends, are having a business meeting, or when you are going to a networking event, keep smiling, looking confident and self assured.

10. Take pictures of yourself lounging in a lounge chair, sipping a drink, looking happy and relaxed as you soak up the sun, on a well known beach. You never know you might just be asked, "Who are you?"

Act like a celebrity by wearing big sunglasses, a big floppy hat, color your hair ultra bright blonde, or four colors at once, and walk like you have to be some place like yesterday! And you also must carry your iphone with you continually checking for messages, having people take your picture, and continually scroll on your phone while you eat a meal---in a public place. Copyright 2013!!By the way copyright means you are not entitled to steal, use, grab, take, post, or reblog my awesome article.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Top ten most highly over paid American jobs by Kate Johns

Here is my take at the top ten most over paid jobs in America:

1. Highly over paid actors make the job of acting in front of several cameras and a crew of numerous people, look easy.Why not Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher, and Demi Moore have made millions starring in movies. Ashton Kutcher is the highest paid sitcom star to date. 

2. Successful rock stars---how easy is standing on a stage having adoring fans watching you act like a major poser? People love you, follow you everywhere you go and wait on your every need. How hard is it to write songs with lots of rhymes and pop tart tastes? Who wouldn't love having groupies throw themselves at you, have people tell you they love you and have them do whatever you desire?

3. Hugely successful sports athletes---REALLY!! Do we sports fans really need to pay hundreds of dollars to sit in uncomfortable seats at sports games like basketball, or football to pay highly paid hugely successful salaries of sports stars? Isn't it bad enough we have to pay 20 bucks to park our cars in a lot for three hours while paying way too much money for stale popcorn and watered down over priced beers?

4. Anything Jennifer Lopez does---Let's face it, ever since Jennifer Lopez has been on American Idol, she has been a super sought after star. She makes it look easy being Jennifer Lopez and she made Forbes list of highest paid women last year, beating out just about every other successful woman.

5. Anything Tiger Woods does. Ever since Tiger Woods became a household name denoting shame, he has been the talk of the town. Highly successful pro golfer, Tiger Woods divorced his wife Elin, still holding on to his millions, has gone on to win a few golf matches, championships, and is now dating another blonde, skier Lindsey Vonn.

6. Football quarterbacks for well known Superbowl winning teams. With football teams paying their winning quarterbacks millions per year, it kind of makes regular people like you and me, wish we could throw a ball through the air for a couple of years.

7. Vice President of the United States. Exactly what does the Vice President of the United States do? Besides making 230,700 dollars a year to act snarky, appear at state dinners and live for free in a house appointed to him, it looks like an easy gig. All you have to do is smile a lot, act like a buffoon, argue defensively in debates, and sit next to the president at major functions.

8. Being Jon Bon Jovi---At last count, Jon Bon Jovi and his band sold an astounding 130 million albums. Almost everyone young and old alike know who Bon Jovi is, have seen him perform live, and think he is a great guy. Jon Bon Jovi makes it look easy to be a rock star, doesn't answer stupid questions, because come on, he's Bon Jovi, why should he?

9. Being an ex president of the United States. Here's one you probably never thought of, being an ex president. Sitting presidents make pretty good jinge---$400,000 a year. But once a president steps down he makes even more money. Look at Bill Clinton for example. He wasn't a millionaire before he was a president. After he served his two four year terms, he became an instant millionaire.Bill Clinton is still one of the most sought after speech makers in the world. He commands hundreds of thousands per speaking gig.Copyright 2013

10. Being a famous person's kid. It doesn't suck being Mick Jagger's, Bono or Bill Clinton's kids. Chelsea Clinton recently bought an apartment in New york City for a staggering 10.5 million dollars. Chelsea doesn't even have a job. What about being born into a wealthy family like Donald Trump's kids---his three adult kids all help run Trump's businesses, with Ivanka having already been a model like her mother.

Sucks to have a highly over paid job now doesn't it?

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Taylor Swift acts sweet and innocent By Kate Johns

Taylor Swift is the real deal Written by Kate Johns
After watching Taylor Swift win award after award in the last few years, I decided I adore Taylor Swift. Whether Taylor is the real deal or not does not matter to me. What matters is that Taylor is one of the only young classy, role models for younger girls, and for women of all ages.

People are making fun of Taylor Swift for acting all sweet and innocent when she wins an award. But, all I have to say is, "Too bad." If Taylor Swift is indeed just acting,well get used to it people, because she is doing something not one other big name singing star is doing right now.

Taylor Swift is acting all sweet and innocent, even though she is now 23 years old. Many other stars and people are being way too hard on this young, talented girl. Does everyone need to think in such a cynical manner? Does every young female star have to show major cleavage, dye their hair in strange colors, wear meat dresses, and scare parents half to death to gain attention? There's something to be said for a star that shows respect, gratitude, talent, and motivation in today's competitive world.

The facts are indeed stunning for Taylor Swift. She started writing songs and playing guitar at the young age of 12, because she needed an outlet for her creativity. What it comes down to is Swift was bullied at school, and she was misunderstood by her peers. She was tall, skinny, pretty, and a daydreamer. She admits to writing songs in her classes when she was very young.

What she did was take her creativity to an entirely new level. At the time her mother was a stay at home mom. Swift's mom obviously believed in her daughter's dream of becoming a successful country singing sensation, because Swift's family moved from Wyomissing Pennsylvania, to Nashville Tennessee when Swift was only 14. Swift was born in 1989, and in 2003, her family picked up and moved. Then by 2006, Swift had a hit song called "Tim McGraw" on her hands; her first record sold 5.5 million copies.

By 2011, Forbes announced that Swift had amassed $35 million dollars in a small fortune.
What it comes down to is Taylor Swift may or may not be "acting" as a young, sweet innocent girl. Besides with Swift showing her true classy self, which people are cynically saying is all an act, then so be it. Swift is one of the only singing stars today acting or staying true to herself as a sweet, innocent person.

Taylor Swift shines as a courageous, talented , fearless young woman who outshines, and outsells many other talented country, and pop stars.


Friday, September 14, 2012

Kate Middleton photographed topless, causing a Royal Scandal by Kate Johns

Kate Middleton goes topless for attention, and gets pregnant soon after! Written by Kate Johns

Give me a break!! Who cares, and so what? Does Kate Middleton's nakedness make any difference in our lives?
The big brouhaha, is that Kate Middleton was photographed from a distance by unseemly paparazzi that got a couple of shots of Kate lying topless outside. She was obviously trying to get suntanned. She was as sources say at "a private house."

If Kate Middleton didn't want her breasts shown in public, then HELLO, why was she lying out topless---anywhere?


Let me explain my statement, before you start arguing:

The Royals, live under a microscope. They must know this when they have photographers following them everywhere they go. Now, someone who marries into the Royal Family would probably not be a shy person. This means that she or he, would be the kind of person who loves getting attention. She or he will probably enjoy living in the limelight. Britain's Royals are under continual scrutiny, and they are continually watched.They have to know, (unless they are dimwits), that they are living life in a fishbowl. So that goes to say that Prince Harry who was photographed completely naked, having his pics sold to TMZ, for $10,000, that this will happen to all of the young good looking Royals at one time or another.
So, Kate Middleton is lying out tanning topless at a private house, with her husband in attendance.
Whoopee!! And who cares? This is France, where topless tanning, and topless beach going is what is normally done in France. Many nations of the world are more than okay with topless, or naked  OUTSIDE tanning and beach going.


Why is this such a scandal that a Royal was photographed topless anywhere?
It's old hat! Sarah Ferguson was photographed in the 1990's topless with a man, who was not her husband . They made a huge scandal out of that. Is this such a scandalous thing to have happen in 2012?
Besides, when a person marries a Royal do people really think a person like Kate Middleton is marrying him because she is so sweet, and nice, and shy? NOT! She is marrying Prince William because she wants to be in the public limelight. And sorry to say, but she is the one lying out topless at a so called private house. She can't be that shy, if she is going outside topless!
This means,  Kate Middleton  craves attention. She is young. She is pretty. She has a nice body. She is using what she has to gain attention. She is upping Prince Harry's body attention getting scandal and giving yet more press, (bad and good ), to the Royals. This increases their net worth, by having more people taking pics of any Royal they can. People will travel to London to see the Royals. Ultimately it is good for tourism.
Does anyone really mind, thus cancelling their afternoon tea with Kate and her Prince husband?
Seriously doubt it! The Royals will probably be invited to more events, gain more popularity, thus becoming richer,and increase sales of numerous scandal ridden rags! Copyright 2012, written by Kate Johns.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Clint Eastwood made a fool of himself at the RNC, by Kate Johns

Clint Eastwood tells off President Obama

82 year old Clint Eastwood took to the stage of the RNC, to make a fool of himself. And thank God for Mr. Eastwood!
While the 82 year old actor, producer, writer and husband extraordinaire made some very valid points, he also made many Republicans feel embarrassed that they are Republicans.

It was sad, scary and embarrassing seeing an eighty two year old Academy award winning actor standing on stage completely 'winging it' in front of millions of people.
You see, in case you missed the actual moment, or you missed the overtly negative media doing what they do----not saying anything positive about Mitt Romney, Clint Eastwood talked to President Obama on stage by talking to an empty chair. He addressed the empty chair by saying things such as , "No, I don't think that Mitt Romney can do that to himself, Sir."

While, as a Republican, (I'm not afraid to admit it), I saw the hilarity in what Clint Eastwood was saying. I understood what this brilliant actor was doing. He was making a point without telling President Obama off. After all, no one in America is supposed to stand for anything anymore. We are not allowed to speak our minds anymore. And we are not allowed to say anything that will be disagreed with. So, I could see what Clint Eastwood was trying to do. But I knew other people would not get it.
Clint is an old guy now, who is not senile, but is this side of artistic, who knew exactly what he was doing! He was making jokes, and poking fun at the president. He even managed to get in a few about vice president Biden. In this age of political correctness, we are not allowed to say anything politically incorrect. Clint is an award winning A-list actor, who is obviously very artistic. Many artistic people will seem strange to non-artistic people. While it became clear that Clint needed to stop talking crazy talk to a chair, he also got his points out. He also drew the  overtly serious attention away from Mitt Romney, and he did something else. Clint made a fool out of himself, but he also made a joke out of what he was doing.
If indeed he is senile, then let it be, because the man is a millionaire, an award winning actor/producer many times over, and he is still working in the film industry today.
Copyright 2012.