Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ten Ways to act like a Celebrity by Kate Johns

I found an article on Yahoo written about the star Kevin James. Yahoo had 11 pictures showing Kevin James' house. My first thought was, "Who the hell is Kevin James, and why should I care?" But curiosity got the best of me, and I looked at the pictures of his house. I was shocked seeing the house Kevin James lived in cost millions and millions of dollars. 

It was a mansion built on a hill overlooking a beautiful landscape, and other mansion-like homes. Kevin James in not a super recognizable, good looking ultra in shape kind of star, like Will Smith, and he owns a mansion overlooking the hills of California?
After seeing Kevin James in his TV show, The King of Queens, and starring in several movies,(Mall  Cop), we can only imagine what kind of mansion Will Smith lives in.

Someday you might have to b.s.your way into a Hollywood movie set acting all important-like to get that acting gig, so here are the ten ways to act like a celebrity:

1.Rent a large mansion-like home for a week or two. It will cost mega bucks,so get ready to lay down some cash. Giving the appearance of having money, usually impresses other people into thinking you are rich, doing well, that you are a leader, and that you are a confident person. People want to hang with other people who have money.

2.To act like a celebrity you must wear expensive looking clothing. Either rent expensive clothing for a day or two, borrow from someone else, or buy the more expensive stuff at estate sales, thrift shops, or even on the Internet.

3. Get a big attitude. Talk loudly. Be boisterous. Acting like a star is not for shy minded people. You must put on an act of acting like someone you really are not. We have seen many movies where people act like a wealthy person, like a woman, or like a celebrity when in fact they are not.

4.Talk about yourself in third person like successful, rich athletes do. Kate Johns has written it all. Kate Johns wrote this piece on how to act like a star when in fact she is not.Copyright 2013!

5.Surround yourself with personal assistants who do all of your bidding. Walk around looking like you are continually looking for something while you tell your personal assistants what to do. You can also carry an iPhone around telling Suri what to do for you, "Suri, remind me to pick up dinner later on today."Copyright 2013.

6. Act like a celebrity by tweeting what you just did on Twitter. Tell your followers what exclusive parties you are hanging at, what time you got home last night, how your design business is doing.

7.Take pictures of yourself, posting them to Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and every social media outlet you can. Only post pictures of yourself posing with a large group of people, with an alcohol drink in your hand. Post pics of your new car, or could that be new cars?

8.Never, ever take pictures of yourself with a star looking like you are a fan. Then you will look like a fan and not a star. However do take pics of your famous self with stars dancing at a club. Remember you have to have several stars in this pic, and you can't look super happy, but you must have more of a smug look

9.Everywhere you go, smile, look people in the eye, say Hello, and keep smiling. It's called working the crowd. When you go out with friends, are having a business meeting, or when you are going to a networking event, keep smiling, looking confident and self assured.

10. Take pictures of yourself lounging in a lounge chair, sipping a drink, looking happy and relaxed as you soak up the sun, on a well known beach. You never know you might just be asked, "Who are you?"

Act like a celebrity by wearing big sunglasses, a big floppy hat, color your hair ultra bright blonde, or four colors at once, and walk like you have to be some place like yesterday! And you also must carry your iphone with you continually checking for messages, having people take your picture, and continually scroll on your phone while you eat a meal---in a public place. Copyright 2013!!By the way copyright means you are not entitled to steal, use, grab, take, post, or reblog my awesome article.

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