Monday, June 13, 2011

Hillary Clinton's advice to Weiner's wife, Huma, by Kate Johns

Hillary Clinton is giving marriage advice to Congressman Weiner's wife.
Perusing the Internet the other day, I scanned a news story of how Hillary Clinton is giving advice to Huma Aberdin. I'll just quickly recap for you: New York Congressman Anthony Weiner exposed himself in pictures, text messages and sexts to young women. He is married to Huma Aberdin, who is a top aide to Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Hillary is married to Bill Clinton who had one confirmed, possibly numerous affairs or sexual fun time with women he was not married to ,while married to Hillary.
Currently from what is being said, gossiped about, or whom you believe, Hillary is giving advice to Huma. People are also saying that Huma and Hillary are having an affair. (Could be, but do bloggers need the publicity that much to start those kind of rumors?)
Can you imagine the advice Hillary would be offering Huma? Hillary has been through it all with her husband. Any non-power hungry female would not have stayed with Bill Clinton.
What could Hillary say to her closest Washington aide that could possibly help? How about something like this:
1. "Don't divorce him. Wait until he makes millions, until you make your final decision. That way, you can get half of what he has, not half of what he owes."
2, "Turn the negative publicity into positive rewards. Use the media as I have in the past."
3. "Whatever you do, Huma, deflect, it is not your fault or Anthony's fault. It is always someone else's fault." The blame lies in how stressed he was during his tenure in public office."
4. "Write a book after the baby is born, detailing the scandal and how it affected you and the baby."
5. "Use this publicity to highlight your strengths. You will be seen as a strong, but effective woman, and a loving, determined, supportive wife."
My advice to Anthony Weiner's wife: Get a divorce now. Congressman Weiner is a lying, cheating man-boy. Get out while you can. Keep your job, and write a book about the experience. Might as well cash out on Weiner's lying, cheating heart now, getting major retribution, becoming a celebrity of your own, Girlfriend.Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented freelance writer who began her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Should women wear body-baring bikinis after having babies? by Kate Johns

After having a baby or two, women should not be wearing body-baring bikinis. It's gross. It's disgusting. Do people really need to see those stretch marks, and fat hanging over that bikini bottom? YUCK!!
Looking Gross in a Bikini----
When a woman loses weight, works out, tones up and firms up her baby fat, then yes, wear a bikini in public with your great looking body. But, please do not wear a bikini bathing suit at a public pool when you are overweight and the baby fat hangs out or spills over your bikini. It grosses people out. It makes people think that women, girls, are disgusting displays of unethical status looking for a guy, dude, man to father another offspring.
Celebrities Made Me Do It!
Major well-known celebrities have become our role models. Older teens, young adults and even older women see female stars wearing body-baring, bikinis (think skinny Courtney Cox,and Selena Gomez), and think, "If they can wear tiny bikinis, so can I." Impressionable minds of younger women, and even older women are the bikini clad women people see at every conceivable place. Major celebrities are seen in tiny bikinis at expensive tropical locations doing what they love to do; showing off their toned, tan, fit bodies.
The reason celebrities look great in teeny tiny designer bikinis is because they can afford to have a personal trainer come to their homes creating beautiful celebrity bodies. Celebs, supermodels, like Giselle, Courtney Cox, and Britney Spears have babies, and all look great in tiny bikinis. But they all have the money to throw at an expert to get their bodies in shape. Plus, celebs, and supermodels can afford to have surgery to get rid of fat bulges, and to pump up their breasts, and butts making them look beautiful.
Pregnancy and Babies are Career Boosters
Celebs and super models wander around in designer bikinis showing off their baby bumps to do something regular people don't get a chance to do. Celebs and supermodels are trying to get publicity to pump up their careers. Being a pregnant celeb right now is a major career boost. Having kids is a great publicity stunt. Celebs showing off their kids, makes them look less selfish enabling them to regular folks like you and me. Celebrities are show offs to begin with. Super models, pop singers all want something. Besides becoming rich people, celebrities want attention. That's why celebs become celebs.
Didn't Madonna wander around in a bikini when she was pregnant, numerous years ago? Now that Kim Kardashian is rumored to be pregnant, I'm sure that she will wander around private , expensive beaches doing what she does best; show off her big butt. What did you think I was going to say?
All we regular people need to see is Lindsay Lohan wandering around with a huge baby bump showing her body to the world. Wait a minute, hasn't she done that already? Copyright 2011, written by talented writer Kate Johns who began her writing career by creating greeting card sayings in 2004!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Top 5 Worst Millionaire Actresses by Kate Johns

I bet you can think of at least five women that are millionaires that are also the worst actresses today. I bet you can make your own top five list.
If only we could all agree on who those five are. There are probably over a hundred that really and truly are totally without talent. You sit there watching a movie and wonder, why is this woman starring in this movie? Sometimes when a celeb is so bad, you can't even concentrate on the movie and you wonder why you fell for buying tickets to it. Not to mention how bad reality TV has become with women who are supposed to be real people, who are acting out a part.

While there are actresses who are so wonderful at what they do, such as Goldie Hawn and her daughter Kate Hudson who are truly hilarious actresses, that they seem to really be like that in real life. There are some women who were born to grace the silver screen such as Marilyn Monroe and at least five  who are the topd five worst actresses:

1. Mariah Carey. I can't even remember the name of the movies she starred in, but I think she wrote one also. Don't get me wrong, Mariah Carey has a stellar set of pipes and is without a doubt very deserving of being the best selling female recording artist of all time. But, sorry to say, she can't act, and one of her flicks was a major box office flop. Just what were those movies called, Sparkle, or was that Purple Rain?

2. Helen Hunt only has one range of acting and that is showing the same face for the entire movie. She can't act. And in the movie, Castaway with Tom Hanks, she stumbled with her accents, going from Southern Belle to Boston Mama. Helen Hunt starred in the TV show Mad About You, and even though it was critically acclaimed and had millions of viewers, I found it disturbing that she never reached a new range accept besides straight faced.

3. Madonna is one of the top recording artists of all time, besides Mariah Carey. Her musical career has spanned three decades of hit making acclaim. But, Madonna can't act. She is directionless and it is rather strange to watch her wander around clueless. Madonna is fifty and she can sing, and a dance like a teenager, but she she doesn't have that certain big screen quality.

4. Besides Britney Spears being a talented singer or is that dancer, she can't act. Wasn't she in a movie somewhere along the line about a teenager? It was even awful to see the trailer for this movie. I felt embarrassed for her, even though I knew she was already a millionaire.

5. I have one question. Why is Kim Kardashian even on television? She just talks and talks and doesn't say a thing. She's more famous for her sex tape and her large behind than anything else. She has literally become part of pop culture because she starred in her own sex tape, and on three reality TV shows. Kim Kardashian has no discernible talent, except looking good, and is classified in the Paris Hilton category of millionaires who are famous for doing absolutely nothing.

Of course there are more top worst actresses such as Lindsay Lohan, Snooki. With new reality TV shows coming down the pike and the Housewives of series, you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be plenty more worst actresses to choose from in the future. Copyright 2011, written by talented writer Kate Johns, who has been creating stellar articles, and greetingc ard sayings since 2004!


Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Paris Hilton is a money making machine! by Kate Johns

Paris Hilton fits into the same classification of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian on the TV reality show "The Kardashians". Paris Hilton has shown the world that she has no morals, no integrity, and no sense of compassion for the rest of the world. She has never given any of her easily made money to starving people in third world countries, that we know of. She has never been on any charity show giving her time for a worthwhile cause, such as the Extreme Makeover show getting celebrities together to fight for a worthy cause.
By being in the tabloids on a daily basis and by being a bad girl she made millions of dollars. She has no character and has no moral responsibility and for some strange reason has influenced an entire generation of young girls to be just like her. And that ladies and gentlemen is incredibly disheartening. Do you want your daughter to be just like Paris Hilton? You probably are saying no, but you want your daughters to have all the money she has, right?
Paris Hilton is a moneymaking machine and she shows no morals or integrity in making more money. Paris basically prostitutes herself to the highest bidder. She has been in several movies, a worldwide television show, called " The Simple Life", that also starred Nicole Ritchie. Paris and Nicole behaved so horribly spoiled and nasty on their television show that is was disgusting to see them. They laughed at people and how poor they were. They were given work to do which neither one of them even knew how to do.
Paris Hilton has made way too much money from just being Paris Hilton. Paris has modeled, acted, sang, and just strutted her pantyless stuff around the world. Paris appeared in "House of Wax" in 2005, she made a record called simply enough, "Paris" in 2006, and she made millions upon millions with various colognes, one of course called, Paris.
Paris just being Paris is a billion dollar industry with perfume makers, photographers, tabloids, entertainment television shows, and magazines making millions from Miss Hilton. Photographers follow her every movement thus making money when she smiles fro them. Magazines make millions from advertising due to people buying their magazines to read all about what Paris did next. Movie-makers want her in their films to help create huge box office sales, (which is debatable), and groups pay her to speak to them, and for her to stand there and look pretty.

Paris makes millions of dollars and she doesn't work hard for her money. Possibly if we stop following her every movement, taking her picture at every juncture, she will grow tired of it all and get married and settle into the real life! Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns---talented writer who began her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Kim Kardashian says yes to whopping 20.5 carat ring by Kate Johns

Big news for Kim Kardashian fans. Kim Kardashian is officially engaged.
Who has Kim said yes to? Nets forward, Kris Humphries. He gave her a whopping 20.5 carat diamond ring. Kris asked her to marry him by surprising Kim when she came home to her Beverley Hills house on may 18.Kris said he wanted the ring to be big.
Which makes you think, what woman would have said no to a guy, when he was holding a 20.5 carat ring in his hand? And this also leads you into thinking----Will the engagement proposal be shown on her recent reality TV show. "Kourtney and Kim take New York?"
Did you also notice that Kim's and Kris's names both start with a K ? Oh, how cute!
And did you also notice that Kim's mom's name is Kris?

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Kim Kardashian is most Famous Reality TV Show Star by Kate Johns


Kim Kardashian is the most famous reality TV show star alive today.
Depending on what shows you have been watching you will probably come up with numerous different lists. But, the most recognized, most famous, richest star alive and kicking it up on reality TV is: Kim Kardashian. Carrie Underwood, Bethenny Frankel, and “The Situation, " Kendra Wilkinson, Paris Hilton and many others are millionaires because they have starred on reality TV shows.
Kim Kardashian is possibly the most famous, (besides Paris Hilton), of all of the reality show stars. Kim is young, beautiful, has a great body, and she also has no discernable talent, besides having a booty-licious body. Kim and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney have starred in several reality TV shows. The first show the Kardashian sisters starred in, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” The three sisters appeared in this reality TV show, in 2007, with their entire Kardashian family. Kim is currently appearing in another reality TV show with her "Dash" partner,Kourtney, called “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” Kim was born in 1980, and has a million dollar empire built around her, with Ryan Seacrest producing her current reality TV show.
Kim Kardashian has been seriously busy raking in the millions. Kim starred in a movie recently, simply titled, "Disaster Movie."She also recently starred in an episode of CSI NY as Debbie Fallon. Kim has also been busy opening new Dash stores around the country, and she has created one song. Kind of makes you think Kim Kardashian is the newest clone of Paris Hilton fame; she is famous for being famous and promotes herself and her businesses to the absolute stratosphere.
When you really think about it, promotion is the key to success, and we all should learn from Kim's successful promoting strategies. Considering Bethenny Frankel, and many other reality TV stars are millionaires. not because they are talented, but only because they promote themselves until the market is saturated with their products of books, cologne, clothing lines, and TV shows. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented writer who began her professional career in 2004 by creating greeting card sayings.


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Millionaire Saturday Night Live Stars by Kate Johns

I started watching Saturday Night Live back when it went on the air, back in 1975. I was just 14, and I really did not see what was so dang funny. I thought it was stupid, probably because, hello, I was only 14, and didn't get all the jokes. But, the one thing I've noticed over the 36 years the now iconic SNL has been on, is that numerous stars have showcased their enormous talent on this show.

Many of the people who have become stars from being on SNL are or were millionaires.
SNL has become a major player and jumping point for comedy actors who want to become BIG stars, millionaires, well known actors, or household names.And they have been doing just that for 36 years. Back in the 1970's SNL was the only show created poking fun at politics,the American way of life, and famous people. Just try and name all of the stars that became major players in the millionaire world. There are essentially hundreds. I will name but a few.Copyright 2011, which means you are not allowed to use, take, steal, borrow, copy and paste this article or its contents without the authors written agreement.

They are:
1.Chevy Chase who starred in National Lampoon's vacation movies.
2.John Belushi who died in the 1980's due to doing too many drugs and living life in excess.
3.Gilda Radner became a well known star and died of cancer in the 1980's.
4.Steve Martin has made many movies after appearing on SNL in the 1970's. You may or may not be aware that Steve Martin was not a regular cast member of SNL, but did appear on SNL quite regularly showcasing his incredible talent. Martin appeared on the Johnny Carson talk show, performing his funny skits, expanding his comedic skills on SNL. Martin performed his now famous, "King Tut," song , created balloon puppets, and branded himself as that, "Wild and crazy guy."
5.Eddie Murphy cast SNL aside in the 1970's as many other SNL cast members did once fame came knocking on their doors. He has starred in numerous movies such as the Shrek movies, The Nutty Professor, Harlem Nights, Beverly Hills Cop, and Trading Places.
6.Martin Short
7. Harry Shearer
8.Joan Cusak
9. Jane Curtain
10.Bill Murrary who starred in Ghostbusters and several other now famous 1980's and 1990's flicks.
11.Conan O'Brien who hasa late night talk show host gig. He recently had this former millionaire SNL actor shave off his beard on his talk show.
12. Will Ferrell has starred in numerous movies including the recent hilarious addition to movie making history, "The Other Guys."
13.Jimmy Fallon
14.Robert Downey Jr. who has made a major comeback of late starring in the "Ironman," movies.
Downey, you may remember had major drug problems and went to rehab and got his act together.
15.Dennis Miller
16.Dana Carvey is well known for being the "Church Lady," and for being "Garth" in the Wayne's World teen flicks.
17.Jon Lovitz
18. Julia Louise Dreyfus, star of "Seinfeld," and her own funny TV show, "The New Old Christine."
19.Seth Meyers starred in a few movies, one of which was, "Journey to the Center of the Earth."
20.Tina Fey who has recently written a funny look at her life called, "Bossypants," stars in the TV series, "30 Rock," and has also starred in many funny movies, such as, "Mean Girls, " and "Date Night."
21. Adam Sandler was so funny on SNL almost everyone remembers "The Hanukkah Song." Sandler has starred in numerous funny and not so funny movies, such as, "Fifty First Dates," "Billy Madison," and "Happy Gilmore."
I have named but a few of the stars who became millionaires after starring on Saturday Night Live. Of course, there are more. You try naming a few. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented writer who began creating stellar articles and greeting card sayings in 2004 professionally!