Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian divorce no real surprise by Kate Johns

With the recent news that Kim Kardashian's super quickie marriage ended in divorce after just 72 days, we regular human beings really should not be surprised. Kim Kardashian is not known for her strong moral character. She made a sex tape, suddenly skyrocketed into instant fame.

It should come  as no real surprise to any of us mere mortals, who have not starred on a reality TV show, that Kim and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. The only person who seems to be surprised by all this is Kris himself, who found out he was getting a divorce when he heard it in the media. I kind of,  feel sorry for the former basketball player . How would you like to find out you're getting a divorce on TV, or seeing your spouse's name emblazoned on a well known website such as TMZ, or Yahoo?

The entire Kardashian clan is truly not known to be a talented bunch. The Kardashian's have not written poetry, books, or famous hit songs, that we know of. They have not starred in movies, or made money the old fashioned way, by working "real jobs." The Kardashians really have only starred in three reality TV shows. Their mother, Kris, is the Kardashian clan's manager and has been managing her kids into the stratosphere of money making reality TV history.Guessing, their mom, Kris is the talent-- laden member of the family.

After many comments of the specifics of Kim's divorce filing Halloween morning, I came to the conclusion that many other people also think the Kardashian's are an untalented bunch. "money hungry ho," and "sex tape star," were bantered about.

Therefore, it really should come as no surprise to anyone that Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after just 72 days of marriage. But what gets me is that with Kim getting a divorce after a super short marriage, what message does this send to impressionable young people? Millions of people watch the Kardashian reality TV shows. Millions of young women, and young girls think life is supposed to be this way. After watching The Kardashian's TV shows, and also other reality TV shows, anyone would think that life is meant to be an easy one of not going to college, not working a job, but starring in sex tapes, and making bad rap songs are everyones' claim to fame.

Possibly if we regular people stop watching the Kardashian's TV shows, and we do not buy their clothing lines, or colognes, then they will quietly disappear. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns a talented freelance writer who started her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian files for divorce Halloween morning by Kate Johns

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries to get major publicity to make more money. The proof is in the pudding!
How do I know this? Kim filed for divorce from her hubby of 72 days, Halloween morning.
Of course, the official reason is irreconcilable differences. The unofficial reason is because Kim and Kris couldn't figure out where they would live.This is of course all according to TMZ.

All I'm saying is a big, fat sarcastic----give me a break!!!

You mean to tell me Kim and Kris couldn't come to a happy conclusion about where they would live? How about compromising? I'm sorry but that's what we down to earth, regular people who are not millionaires do, we live in the same houses with our spouses because we usually can't afford to live in four different homes.

 Now it is all crystal clear. Kim gets to keep the huge diamond ring of 20.5 carats. They spent a reported 10 million dollars on a wedding that was televised on The Kardashians reality TV show and the Kardashians were the talk of the town for weeks.
If this is absolutely true that Kim is divorcing Kris after only 72 days, I'm left wondering what major publicity stunt the Kardashians will pull next.What is left after having a sex tape, getting engaged on your reality TV show, marrying a pro-athelete on TV, and starting your own line of clothing?

Wait there's more---having Kris Jenner, Kim's mom appear on every major newsshow across America promoting her new book about who else----The Kardashians. Kris is telling everyone that Kim is a good role model for young girls,also saying Kim will be fine. What is happening is that Kris Jenner is doing damage control.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Madonna's brother is homeless by Kate Johns

Madonna the famous singer, songwriter, actress, and millionaire extrordinaire's  older brother is homeless. Anthony Ciccione, 55 year old brother of Madonna, is living under a bridge in Traverse City, Michigan. Kate Johns wrote this article in 2011, and there was never any information of Madonna helping her brother find a home. you'd think with her millions she could buy her homeless brother a house to call his home.

Madonna's brother, Anthony Ciccone, who is 55, was working for Madonna's father, Silvio, who owns the Ciccione Vineyards in Michigan. Mr. Ciccione fired Anthony, and he soon realized he had no where to go but to the mean streets of Michigan.

Madonna's current personal wealth is estimated at an astounding 650 million dollars. Madonna has sold just shy of 200 million records,and she has starred in many movies, including Evita, Shangai Surprise, and Desperately Seeking Susan.

But, her brother Anthony, the oldest of the six Ciccione children is currently living under a bridge.
Madonna owns at least three homes in the United States and one in the United Kingdom.
Ciccione says he collects cans ,bottles and works odd jobs to make money. He also says that is it very cold living on the streets of Michigan, where Madonna was born and raised.

Madonna has enjoyed a long lasting career of creating pop hits for the last thirty years, and currently is 53 years old.
Maybe the Material Girl will allow her older brother to live in one of her homes, or buy him a home to live in.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Tom Cruise Starring in Rock of Ages by Kate Johns

Fifty year old Tom Cruise will be starring in the musical movie, "Rock of Ages."
Never one to shy away from a leap into the unknown, Mr Risktaker, Tom Cruise will not only star in Rock of Ages, but he will be doing so without his shirt on. Tom Cruise will be prancing and posing on a stage singing rock music without a shirt on.

Tom Cruise has been seen practicing his rock star moves almost everywhere he goes, including a hotel balcony, on TV shows promoting his new flick, and at every opportunity to also show off his new long locks he has been spotted growing for his rock star role as an Iggy Pop look alike.

In Rock of Ages, Tom will star as hard body, hard rocker Stacee Jaxx. I also never knew 48 year old men could look so muscular, but Tom is shown shirtless throughout this upcoming early summer, late spring flick. Mr, Cruise has always been in great shape, but a man his age is usually slowing down not getting more muscles. It has also been said that Tom Cruise will  be singing his own songs during the flick,and his wife, Katie Holmes thinks he sounded great during rehearsals. Also starring in Rock of Ages will be Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, "30 Rock" star, Alec Baldwin, singer, Mary J. Blige, Katy Perry's actor husband Russell Brand and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Why are we placing talentless stars onto pedestals? by kate johns

Why are we placing wanna be talentless stars into the limelight, watching their horrible reality TV shows, helping these cretins without moral fiber, ethics, and who usually have some sort of major mental problem onto a pedestal so high they become instant famous millionaires?
It's not just Americans who are placing Snooki, Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell onto the pedestal of success.

It's sickening, baby that we have no morals!

Why do we keep allowing people who have no morals, no standards, and who would otherwise be burger flippers, or living on the street, to become millionaires?
Guess what people, I'll tell you why, because we are bored with our ho-hum, boring lives where we work our butts off. We are tired of working hard attempting to attain the American dream, only to come home and work hard some more; making dinner, taking care of the kids, cleaning, doing dishes, (you know what I mean).
That's why we allow people who are  completely different, crazy, attention seeking hos,  who have no morals, and no ethics, loyalty etc, to become the celebrity stars we look up to. Yes, one reason is because we are bored with our lives.

Leading a rock star existence!

The other reason is because we either openly or secretly want to live the life of a rock star. Who wouldn't want to make millions from basically doing nothing? Why wouldn't you want to make an appearance at a nightclub only to have an adoring throng love you from afar? Almost everyone wants to be loved, whether that is by one person or by millions. It is proven every day with people making thousands of friends on Facebook and Twitter.
Many millions if not billions of people want to lead a life where hard work doesn't pay off, because they don't do any. After watching a few minutes of Jersey Shore, I figured what a great life these young, good looking Jersey Shore partiers must have. They get up at noon, go out and get drunk, wear shimmering short dresses, in style clothes,and no underwear, and do what they want when they want to. Is this really reality?

Reality TV show stars are new role models

What it comes down is we are putting talentless, unintelligent people in positions of power enabling teens, young adults and some adults as well in a position thinking this is how life should be lived. They live life exactly how they want without any consequences, without any responsibilities, and life is exciting, and fun.What it comes down to is reality TV show celebrities have become some of the worst role models for our youth.
At one point in time millionaire celebrities were people who were adored from afar, who lived lives of stunning beauty, and lived more private lives without paparazzi following every little thing they did.

Today, however, due to the excess of  celebrity TV shows, media fodder, and the Internet, we see everything millionaire celebrities do everyday. If a celeb loses a lot of weight, we find out right away.
We are making talentless people like Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Camille Grammer, and other reality TV show stars instant celebrities that show what "real life" is really like. I don't know about your life, but my life is pretty dull ,where no one is following me around with a camera, and I've never had a hair pulling contest with any of my girlfriends. Oh yea, and I never made out with any of them either!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Weird Celebrity Kids Names by kate Johns

Celebrities have every right to name their kids whatever they want, but for some odd reason celebrities pick the weirdest names for their kids. For all we know celebs are hiring people to create stellar, out of sight, odd, strange, weird names for their kids. Wasn't there a really dumb reality TV show where people with extra money to fling around, (unlike you and I), where people were hired to come up with totally different names for their babies? When I glimpsed this show, I thought how stupid can  rich people be?

I have created a listing of weird celebrity kids names.
They are as follows:

1.Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's teen daughter's name is actually very pretty, but may have sounded weird 17 years ago-----Ireland.
2.Robin Williams named one of his kids after his favorite , yes that's right, video game-----Zelda. He and his children's Nanny, created Miss Zelda, and divorced in 2008.
3. Spice Girl Geri Halliwell named her baby girl, Bluebell Madonna.
4. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden named their baby boy, Sparrow.
5. Actor Jason Lee named his son, now get this one----Inspektor Pilot----Poor kid!
6. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren gifted their child with the honorable name of Honor Marie.
7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie named their five kids, Pax, Thien, Knox, Shiloh, and Zahara.
8. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett cursed their baby with this name----Archibald Archie William Emerson.
9. Richard Gere must be a fan of the Simpons or a major league baseball fan, naming his son, Homer.
10. Aussie supermodel, Elle MacPherson's son is named after a Roman emperor, Aurelius.
11. Jermaine Jackson was thinking of dancing, by honoring his son with Jermajasty.
12.George Foreman, yes the grill guy, and former pro boxer, got so creative by naming his kids after himself. He had ten kids-------5 boys are named George, and two girls are called----Freeda George, and Georgetta.
13. We all have heard about Michael Jackson's kids----Paris Michael Katherine, Michael Joesph Jr. also known as Prince and Blanket also known as; Prince Michael II.
14.Arthur Ashe the pro tennis player named his daughter this stellar, weird name; Camera.
15. Christie Brinkley and former hubby Peter Cook named their daughter Sailor Lee.
16. Cher named one of her kids Elijah Blue.
17.  Bob Geldorf and now deceased former wife Paula Yates had three daughters named; Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie.
18. Besides following rockstars around Paula had four daughters, one with Michael Hutchence in 1995. They named their baby, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
19. Mariah Carey named one of her babies Moroccan Scott.

Either these millionaire celebrities kids names are the most stellar names ever thought of, or they are the absolute worst ever thought of. It's all up to your feelings on the subject. But, me personally, I think most of them are just plain weird!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Leonardo Di Caprio Seduces Supermodels by Kate Johns

Millionaire actor Leonardo Di Caprio makes every other womanizer out there, such as Mick Jagger, Johnny Depp, and Hugh Hefner look like mere mortals when it comes to wooing women. Leonardo has been doing what millions of men the world over want to do and he does it with style; seducing supermodels.

Besides building a stellar movie career, Leonardo Di Caprio has been busy under the sheets. Seems Leo is never seen without a good looking model type by his side.
Leo is a major player in the seduction of women. He should know, he has been doing this for at least 15 years now.
Somehow he manages to find time to make a movie or two every so often, such as "The Titanic", in 1997, and "Catch Me If You Can " in 2002. He even gives time and money to major charities, and gave a million dollars of his own money to the people of Tahiti after the tsunami ripped though this once tropical island paradise, killing thousands of people.
But, you have to say Leonardo knows his way around good looking super model, and actress types. He has dated so many, it's hard to keep score.
Let's see, here are but a few:
Dated Supermodel, Helena Christensen, back in the 1990's, if memory serves me on this one.Helena is famous for being a super supermodel, back in the 1990's , parading down the Victoria Secret runway, and for dating super rock stars.
Leo dated Supermodel, (there's that word again), Naomi Campbell, who gets more notice lately for being pissed at her hired help, than for strutting down a runway.
Leo dated, Eva Herzigova, Laetitia Casta, model Kristen Zang, socialite Emma Miller, actress Alicia Silverstone, Carmen Electra,(didn't Prince discover her?), and currently has been seen with "Gossip Girl", Blake Lively, and 23 year old Russian model babe, Anne Vyalitsyna.

Why can't Leo date women with easy to spell names?

Di Caprio also famously dated two or is that about ten Victoria Secret models. Does he show up at Victoria Secret runway shows, and just say, "I'll take her."

He dated Brazilian supermodel, Gisele Bundchen, from 2002 until she broke up with him in 2005, because he was too busy seducing other women to pay attention to her.
Then Di Caprio famously dated another stunning Victoria Secret, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, Bar Rafaeli.They recently broke up, with Bar taking pics of herself on her yacht in a string bikini, attempting to make Leo jealous, I guess.
Right now, but this too will change-----Di Caprio is dating another model, who will become a supermodel due to her skinny curves, Anne Vyalitsyna. she is 23, he currently is 34. Anne has been featured in S.I. for five years in a row.
Either Di Caprio shows up to Victoria Secret runway shows, or peruses Sports Illustrated, but anyway you look at it, he seduces beautiful women. Copyright 2011, written by Kate Johns, a freelance writer, who started her career by writing greeting cards in 2004.