Sunday, November 21, 2010

Why Do Celebrities Name Their Kids Strange Names? by Kate Johns

But, celebrities and their children don't have to deal with real life. They pay people to do that for them. Celeb children don't have to go to real school. And they won't get beaten up on the school playground for having a name like, Blanket. Gwyneth Paltrow's child will never have to hear the taunts of other kids at school making fun of his, or is that her, name, of Apple. Apple won't be attending regular, everyday school, Apple will be attending a private school with other kids who are wealthy and have celebs for parents. And they too, will have strange celeb names.
Possibly the other celeb parents will come up with names such as; Orange, and Lemon. How about naming your child Earth Science, Orbit, or Venus? Wait a minute Venus has already been taken, now hasn't it? Venus Williams, the tennis ace, whose parents weren't celebs when they named her. HM. me thinks that is strange!
Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen had one child together and they named him Wolfgang. Now that is a truly strange name. But, when you think about this name, it makes perfect sense. Eddie Van Halen is a musical genius, and they obviously named their child after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He was the famous classical composer of music back in the dark ages of music. That obviously took a lot of thought to name their child Wolfgang!
We knew at the time that Michael Hutchence of INXS and Paula Yates were taking a lot of drugs when they were romantically involved and they named their still alive to this day daughter-Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. Hutchence killed himself back in 1997 and Paula followed him in the year 2000 by overdosing on heroin. Tiger Lily is currently living with Bob Geldof and his three daughters by Paula Yates. One of their children, they named Fifi Trixibell. As the story goes it wasn't Hutchence or Yates that even named Tiger, it was Fifi that gave her this strange to us regular people, name.
The list goes on with the celebs and stellar musicians naming their kids strange names. U2's The Edge named one of his children Blue Angel, and Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named one of their kids Rumer. Possibly, celebs are so incredibly creative, they just outshine us regular, down to earth people with naming their babies.
Makes Beyonce's baby's name Blue Ivy sound perfectly normal, now doesn't it? Copyright 2010, written by Kate Johns a talented author who started her career creating greeting card sayings in 2004!

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